this is an archive of the old guestbook. spambots figured out a new way to fuck with it and so i took it down. i deleted most of the spam but left the bee movie audio transcript because it is funny.
Acomjean says: Liked the zine.
plainoldcheese says: This place is pretty awesome, maybe I'll make an account when I'm back on my linux machine
thot_patrol65863 says: 25. You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Soccer4Sas39796 says: 24. Oan I help who's next?
phosphate4734 says: 23. All right, scramble, jocks!
FunHeat58902 says: 22. It's time to fly.
nicolasanicolau41297 says: 21. Thank you, Barry!
AnnoyedPower43977 says: 20. That bee is living my life!
AHigh-pitchedHaha67666 says: 19. Let it go, Kenny.
steffaniesteffen15072 says: 18. - When will this nightmare end?!
alena16406 says: 17. - Let it all go.
KatiebTimber487428 says: 16. - Beautiful day to fly.
beall7127 says: 15. - Sure is.
bathhouse11610 says: 14. Between you and me,
DuBose14140 says: 13. I was dying to get out of that office.
blohin50896 says: 12. You have got
leverpeeve30568 says: 11. to start thinking bee, my friend.
CindywittWhole22357 says: 10. - Thinking bee!
shonda28701 says: 9. - Me?
SmokyChicago65125 says: 8. Hold it. Let's just stop
deicer36607 says: 7. for a second. Hold it.
cribbage34598 says: 6. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
phaidra27847 says: 5. Oan we stop here?
annabelle45649 says: 4. I'm not making a major life decision
VanAaron3937219 says: 3. during a production number!
Junkyliance7672 says: 2. All right. Take ten, everybody.
ENJOY36390 says: 1. Wrap it up, guys.
spondaic35494 says: 0. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
BrashThug20204 says: 2. All right. Take ten, everybody.
CoolInterest1942154 says: 1. Wrap it up, guys.
bonemealchocks46911 says: 0. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
Backdouble321 says: Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript
i_can_see_your_pixels24598 says: According to all known laws
eskew24212 says: of aviation,
corena24615 says: there is no way a bee
LuckyCat43285 says: should be able to fly.
FarmerTexans5953478 says: Its wings are too small to get
FRIZA17135 says: its fat little body off the ground.
DimStork7797 says: The bee, of course, flies anyway
ObservantForce27713 says: because bees don't care
AAmusinghaha43352 says: what humans think is impossible.
thacker32160 says: Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
TheSourGamer991 says: Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
VidarrMinne54851 says: Ooh, black and yellow!
gosser20895 says: Let's shake it up a little.
Cinderella26237 says: Barry! Breakfast is ready!
claudiacolombian43717 says: Ooming!
Mickey_Mouse34675 says: Hang on a second.
HaleyStranger57629 says: Hello?
postiche65054 says: - Barry?
GreasyDesperado67754 says: - Adam?
MortifiedCoercion56774 says: - Oan you believe this is happening?
GlisteningPrestige20325 says: - I can't. I'll pick you up.
WackyWinner44352 says: Looking sharp.
3Jlou_4uTep4490 says: Use the stairs. Your father
TightChicago67982 says: paid good money for those.
stinky_pinky53487 says: Sorry. I'm excited.
10Sport46070 says: Here's the graduate.
Edmunaudi1516 says: We're very proud of you, son.
Scialytic68696 says: A perfect report card, all B's.
morisco22931 says: Very proud.
CamilleGrammer49722 says: Ma! I got a thing going here.
Wackrior121260588 says: - You got lint on your fuzz.
delighted64562 says: - Ow! That's me!
AJazzy1049114 says: - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bauda29659 says: - Bye!
Incenau16615 says: Barry, I told you,
BuilderBoy6737 says: stop flying in the house!
Escamotage45352 says: - Hey, Adam.
truncheon333 says: - Hey, Barry.
Dentiloquent37852 says: - Is that fuzz gel?
lonelyboy64067 says: - A little. Special day, graduation.
donkyHOT51986 says: Never thought I'd make it.
Heliotaxis46004 says: Three days grade school,
BuPyC60661 says: three days high school.
dirtquean65392 says: Those were awkward.
coolSlow56610 says: Three days college. I'm glad I took
chastitychasuble50529 says: a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
CovertDestroyer35136 says: You did come back different.
gastroscope15327 says: - Hi, Barry.
funnyBored38411 says: - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
DuBose40080 says: - Hear about Frankie?
kristine629 says: - Yeah.
NerdyGirl6397 says: - You going to the funeral?
dumas20202 says: - No, I'm not going.
pyknic54275 says: Everybody knows,
Economacy14903 says: sting someone, you die.
perfectHeavy108176 says: Don't waste it on a squirrel.
abana18952 says: Such a hothead.
proudman65189 says: I guess he could have
Magisterial63620 says: just gotten out of the way.
AGeneralHaha61574 says: I love this incorporating
dordogne51691 says: an amusement park into our day.
ratcliff27609 says: That's why we don't need vacations.
magic_fetus53910 says: Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
burov30266 says: under the circumstances.
delighted3548 says: - Well, Adam, today we are men.
i_boop_ur_nose39359 says: - We are!
knudson22255 says: - Bee-men.
FrenceTurnez16670 says: - Amen!
fedora_the_explorer57084 says: Hallelujah!
pitch49079 says: Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
monkey_see33881 says: please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Cinderella4570 says: Welcome, New Hive Oity
GangsterGoon2298 says: graduating class of...
justsometeenager3150 says: ...9:15.
rosefish12948 says: That concludes our ceremonies.
Chickenlovers3625 says: And begins your career
Prurigo9638 says: at Honex Industries!
Meratium55366 says: Will we pick ourjob today?
CouchCactus3741 says: I heard it's just orientation.
AQuickest1016396 says: Heads up! Here we go.
artemiy7075 says: Keep your hands and antennas
ShamefulButStud1978 says: inside the tram at all times.
pepys67153 says: - Wonder what it'll be like?
WatermillHaley4458 says: - A little scary.
necaise60788 says: Welcome to Honex,
OrganicPunks45540 says: a division of Honesco
checker1820 says: and a part of the Hexagon Group.
Pippaud14709 says: This is it!
FallFootball41893 says: Wow.
RuthlessSlayer34261 says: Wow.
fritter27713 says: We know that you, as a bee,
Commando242605 says: have worked your whole life
SelfishSoldiers21082 says: to get to the point where you
Faadu49229 says: can work for your whole life.
LLlaKaJl9093 says: Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
JackSparrow66539 says: Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
AdmiralOfFuntown44923 says: Our top-secret formula
OrganicPunks30489 says: is automatically color-corrected,
HerMajesty60240 says: scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
arseniy41745 says: into this soothing sweet syrup
SkillfuL40586 says: with its distinctive
grab_your_coat24043 says: golden glow you know as...
DimStork737 says: Honey!
ChicagoBushes65300 says: - That girl was hot.
anonymouse58548 says: - She's my cousin!
KillingKissers50685 says: - She is?
SpearmintSpacer40648 says: - Yes, we're all cousins.
InimicalThug26996 says: - Right. You're right.
freeland2526 says: - At Honex, we constantly strive
beastings56000 says: to improve every aspect
realOnline35090 says: of bee existence.
intramural30405 says: These bees are stress-testing
Ferdynefx29277 says: a new helmet technology.
trinitrophenol52832 says: - What do you think he makes?
arhipov4811 says: - Not enough.
doubly14087 says: Here we have our latest advancement,
Zeus99961592 says: the Krelman.
bill_nye_the_russian_spy3533 says: - What does that do?
avone.w.corre48475 says: - Oatches that little strand of honey
GunGuruGG40042 says: that hangs after you pour it.
coolDepressed62730 says: Saves us millions.
bordeaux16421 says: Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
10PiraUsernames1545 says: Of course. Most bee jobs are
10Sport44262 says: small ones. But bees know
Edm10Football51492 says: that every small job,
dmitri54731 says: if it's done well, means a lot.
bloodhound63926 says: But choose carefully
real_name_hidden29588 says: because you'll stay in the job
Allah27602 says: you pick for the rest of your life.
Sovenance10261 says: The same job the rest of your life?
ChickyFighter50586 says: I didn't know that.
RandyJackson58753 says: What's the difference?
Backdouble20460 says: You'll be happy to know that bees,
Blebelco38292 says: as a species, haven't had one day off
aleksander33084 says: in 27 million years.
sulphurfeline12796 says: So you'll just work us to death?
schizogony12667 says: We'll sure try.
metagnathous19429 says: Wow! That blew my mind!
melonocciput43478 says: What's the difference?
im_watching_you16641 says: How can you say that?
DizzyIrresistible18871 says: One job forever?
illuminate56143 says: That's an insane choice to have to make.
Xiphopagus15338 says: I'm relieved. Now we only have
AnnoyedPower11508 says: to make one decision in life.
TreatmentChicago85 says: But, Adam, how could they
shire17703 says: never have told us that?
merrymaking10971 says: Why would you question anything?
PinkLeader57617 says: We're bees.
sugarcaneduty13654 says: We're the most perfectly
MultiplyDivide23990 says: functioning society on Earth.
TharlowNave7934 says: You ever think maybe things
Cheeseburger_Karen26201 says: work a little too well here?
funnyUnsuitable63386 says: Like what? Give me one example.
DavisMean1063013 says: I don't know. But you know
Popeyes53492 says: what I'm talking about.
Viper33266 says: Please clear the gate.
VODKASTOLICHNAYA8694 says: Royal Nectar Force on approach.
highlight2891 says: Wait a second. Oheck it out.
CoolForm915445 says: - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
andrew39058 says: - Wow.
LyricalArmedServices58679 says: I've never seen them this close.
Upskill24869 says: They know what it's like
ANONYMOUS16064 says: outside the hive.
FootballEdm14127 says: Yeah, but some don't come back.
Mendicant38040 says: - Hey, Jocks!
RedLorry46573 says: - Hi, Jocks!
sewer48976 says: You guys did great!
alexe45450 says: You're monsters!
smoothspoken31053 says: You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
aires16164 says: - I wonder where they were.
mcginn27694 says: - I don't know.
adventitia53031 says: Their day's not planned.
exalted16665 says: Outside the hive, flying who knows
TameCoolest5338280 says: where, doing who knows what.
Amineshi30082 says: You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
MadRAM56568 says: Jock. You have to be bred for that.
CTaJIbHbIe_TanKu8380 says: Right.
JoshuaColley51245 says: Look. That's more pollen
BuPyC60942 says: than you and I will see in a lifetime.
ormazd18336 says: It's just a status symbol.
beastings46005 says: Bees make too much of it.
perfectThoughtful1055333 says: Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
Championof7seas20013 says: and the ladies see you wearing it.
declivous51865 says: Those ladies?
shwalb30475 says: Aren't they our cousins too?
killigrew17413 says: Distant. Distant.
Revenantstriker20391 says: Look at these two.
snowballpluck15083 says: - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
PoisonedInParis33478 says: - Let's have fun with them.
applefartlek52816 says: It must be dangerous
vermicelli24549 says: being a Pollen Jock.
CiffHanger19085 says: Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
im_watching_you66589 says: against a mushroom!
malvinamalvino52646 says: He had a paw on my throat,
skirr39057 says: and with the other, he was slapping me!
killigrew59685 says: - Oh, my!
MightyMafia3712 says: - I never thought I'd knock him out.
Stratocracy22494 says: What were you doing during this?
CouchCactus2273 says: Trying to alert the authorities.
watchcase53397 says: I can autograph that.
SausageMonster35106 says: A little gusty out there today,
my_anaconda_does25130 says: wasn't it, comrades?
Digal52981 says: Yeah. Gusty.
PsychedelicServicemen2176 says: We're hitting a sunflower patch
AValuablehaha19201 says: six miles from here tomorrow.
ASpringRainbow15849 says: - Six miles, huh?
Dreamy13433 says: - Barry!
arrestment40333 says: A puddle jump for us,
realOnline58179 says: but maybe you're not up for it.
AGrumpygame45041 says: - Maybe I am.
JoshuaColley64494 says: - You are not!
MaarengeMarenge43314 says: We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
FrenzyShooters54314 says: What do you think, buzzy-boy?
casanova33836 says: Are you bee enough?
TexansMilkyway5662576 says: I might be. It all depends
dainedainty15321 says: on what 0900 means.
SoreCoolest8310715 says: Hey, Honex!
account51981 says: Dad, you surprised me.
GunSlyBruceLee64937 says: You decide what you're interested in?
Trigonal6682 says: - Well, there's a lot of choices.
Septenary10249 says: - But you only get one.
Mycri43349 says: Do you ever get bored
InteriorBad26801 says: doing the same job every day?
RoboCop10123811 says: Son, let me tell you about stirring.
CakeKatieb6731977 says: You grab that stick, and you just
funnyUnsuitable42755 says: move it around, and you stir it around.
mother_of_dragons36630 says: You get yourself into a rhythm.
RiceKatieb4746529 says: It's a beautiful thing.
KatiebOwner4716909 says: You know, Dad,
AbnormalVigor13396 says: the more I think about it,
annabelle9636 says: maybe the honey field
BareCool7939033 says: just isn't right for me.
billdates7805 says: You were thinking of what,
BattleMistress18927 says: making balloon animals?
Ostritches5387 says: That's a bad job
alexei14351 says: for a guy with a stinger.
AHungryPolarBear60665 says: Janet, your son's not sure
CuteCrashers38888 says: he wants to go into honey!
BrainDead47090 says: - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
boris22273 says: - I'm not trying to be funny.
YourWinterWonder31765 says: You're not funny! You're going
Beretta16063 says: into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
Warrior66641776 says: - You're gonna be a stirrer?
coolMaterial49092 says: - No one's listening to me!
stallion56674 says: Wait till you see the sticks I have.
10PiraUsernames67145 says: I could say anything right now.
YourBFStares17522 says: I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Gorgeoussweetie44915 says: Let's open some honey and celebrate!
ARobloxSpi41876 says: Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
fritter14522 says: Shave my antennae.
carman58139 says: Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
DeepFun59763 says: a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
DrearyLa4149110 says: I'm so proud.
SmOke2040 says: - We're starting work today!
Trollersgoals64008 says: - Today's the day.
12Nuns59125 says: Oome on! All the good jobs
PuckenChoice63264 says: will be gone.
HassonDawn12556 says: Yeah, right.
Barmecide11129 says: Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
RatchetMonster34520 says: stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
ParagonPerfection64341 says: - Is it still available?
aragats63052 says: - Hang on. Two left!
DemonKong36186 says: One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Titrimetry32827 says: Step to the side.
SalamiChicago9497 says: - What'd you get?
image_not_uploaded32072 says: - Picking crud out. Stellar!
andreev28306 says: Wow!
VinorDonnall2981 says: Oouple of newbies?
BeachesGotU51511 says: Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
TameCoolest5317899 says: Make your choice.
proudman58845 says: - You want to go first?
Ragulykrackr20306 says: - No, you go.
CuteCrashers47035 says: Oh, my. What's available?
subsequent34524 says: Restroom attendant's open,
Penniform65333 says: not for the reason you think.
VinorDonnall5731 says: - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
metagnathous17235 says: - Sure, you're on.
laughingstock57321 says: I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
sulemasulf25956 says: Wax monkey's always open.
lopsided68501 says: The Krelman opened up again.
Terminator898934952 says: What happened?
litigate32441 says: A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
Primogenous52435 says: He's dead. Another dead one.
TreatmentTrevor8653425 says: Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
truncheon62621 says: Dead from the neck up.
funnyBad32973 says: Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Gabby35386 says: Oh, this is so hard!
mother_of_dragons41718 says: Heating, cooling,
chastitychasuble7308 says: stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
coolFull27309 says: humming, inspector number seven,
lopsided38578 says: lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
Chinaut55524 says: mite wrangler. Barry, what
LegoLord23795 says: do you think I should... Barry?
coaloreglom54637 says: Barry!
smooth20963 says: All right, we've got the sunflower patch
nataline28165 says: in quadrant nine...
Mazafacker54070 says: What happened to you?
BrashThug41269 says: Where are you?
Funnymyce29219 says: - I'm going out.
impersonal65729 says: - Out? Out where?
Gorgeoussweetie51611 says: - Out there.
AutumnWorld16408 says: - Oh, no!
hartsfield26459 says: I have to, before I go
HomelySharpshooters49478 says: to work for the rest of my life.
DemonicAI58232 says: You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
google_was_my_idea656 says: Another call coming in.
how_you_doing9662 says: If anyone's feeling brave,
AHigh-pitchedHaha62646 says: there's a Korean deli on 83rd
MadRAM47895 says: that gets their roses today.
Agent4752099 says: Hey, guys.
Evildead67616 says: - Look at that.
hartsfield3014 says: - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
deicer52012 says: Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
MidnightRambler38437 says: It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
AnonymousKnight52558 says: Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
WorthyChicago463674 says: Sign here, here. Just initial that.
10PiraUsernames3529 says: - Thank you.
VampiricGhosts16964 says: - OK.
Daan_Mist24863 says: You got a rain advisory today,
TylerCellar68696 says: and as you all know,
Closeness64882 says: bees cannot fly in rain.
Airness2118 says: So be careful. As always,
KoT3st1556 says: watch your brooms,
rambo_was_real13364 says: hockey sticks, dogs,
cowabunga_dude8813 says: birds, bears and bats.
pluralizes_everythings32403 says: Also, I got a couple of reports
biryukov20059 says: of root beer being poured on us.
DarkLord19051 says: Murphy's in a home because of it,
manager25454 says: babbling like a cicada!
n1ce65021 says: - That's awful.
contact7789 says: - And a reminder for you rookies,
tricrotic23947 says: bee law number one,
elemental54295 says: absolutely no talking to humans!
shwalb62889 says: All right, launch positions!
GlassSlipper47500 says: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
Malinda7772454 says: buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
SelfishSoldiers51704 says: Black and yellow!
lopsided24915 says: Hello!
Dynos9242 says: You ready for this, hot shot?
bentley64884 says: Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
PantrySilly1722939 says: Wind, check.
GutturalGangsters58627 says: - Antennae, check.
Incalescent16780 says: - Nectar pack, check.
SlayingGirling35127 says: - Wings, check.
Faveolate27791 says: - Stinger, check.
GangsofGODs46120 says: Scared out of my shorts, check.
Robothon43624 says: OK, ladies,
ChicagoBushes6511417 says: let's move it out!
ben_dover6103 says: Pound those petunias,
A-N-A-N-A-S-I-K64212 says: you striped stem-suckers!
leges28766 says: All of you, drain those flowers!
steffaniesteffen41580 says: Wow! I'm out!
MINEcrafteR12284 says: I can't believe I'm out!
LilFlower48924 says: So blue.
JackeithWelley54885 says: I feel so fast and free!
pitcher45996 says: Box kite!
perfectAbsent104989 says: Wow!
DEATHMACHINE37177 says: Flowers!
LegendsReload55146 says: This is Blue Leader.
ploch67732 says: We have roses visual.
sugarcaneduty56038 says: Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
chastitychasuble9347 says: Roses!
PlainPrivilege2400 says: 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Beatster32781 says: Stand to the side, kid.
OddHooligans38 says: It's got a bit of a kick.
i_was_a_mistake64944 says: That is one nectar collector!
TreatmentTrevor8630673 says: - Ever see pollination up close?
TinTin13970 says: - No, sir.
LegoLady49479 says: I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
bilabiate35309 says: over here. Maybe a dash over there,
TheSkinnyGamer52976 says: a pinch on that one.
ANONYMOUS27036 says: See that? It's a little bit of magic.
Palamate10506 says: That's amazing. Why do we do that?
Headhunter67169 says: That's pollen power. More pollen, more
OutrageousCreator25745 says: flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
EdmFunUsernames36469 says: Oool.
iives44030 says: I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
SteepCool389025 says: Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
JaEvil53562 says: Oopy that visual.
Strongwords55664 says: Wait. One of these flowers
Commando222431 says: seems to be on the move.
Terminator898943811 says: Say again? You're reporting
Gambit14671 says: a moving flower?
lieberman27117 says: Affirmative.
TaxAaron942667 says: That was on the line!
shire41873 says: This is the coolest. What is it?
date_me68198 says: I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
tin_foil_hat8709 says: It smells good.
nataline12684 says: Not like a flower, but I like it.
GlisteningPrestige24153 says: Yeah, fuzzy.
KatiebPaint8511501 says: Ohemical-y.
fayfayal29951 says: Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
GoStriker67430 says: My sweet lord of bees!
BuddieChone53318 says: Oandy-brain, get off there!
Terminatorx47431 says: Problem!
bloodhound954 says: - Guys!
mother_of_dragons57746 says: - This could be bad.
skirr35271 says: Affirmative.
Robothon199 says: Very close.
MinivanSilly1435517 says: Gonna hurt.
GreyTyler6282 says: Mama's little boy.
AWMLover31525 says: You are way out of position, rookie!
Margolem14878 says: Ooming in at you like a missile!
SillyPayment2859000 says: Help me!
ColossalChicago9229970 says: I don't think these are flowers.
trapdoormumpsimus19495 says: - Should we tell him?
InfernalHeir17135 says: - I think he knows.
torry34278 says: What is this?!
eelgrass60980 says: Match point!
scurry10422 says: You can start packing up, honey,
GangsofGODs54554 says: because you're about to eat it!
Friendette65574 says: Yowser!
DAN4IK4294 says: Gross.
PlutoCool764354 says: There's a bee in the car!
GarmHamne20100 says: - Do something!
manvell52556 says: - I'm driving!
tin_foil_hat18819 says: - Hi, bee.
WarGod51014 says: - He's back here!
kesley27086 says: He's going to sting me!
Cinderella6987 says: Nobody move. If you don't move,
hialeah28246 says: he won't sting you. Freeze!
MightyMafia34531 says: He blinked!
StuffyKatieb3825252 says: Spray him, Granny!
proudman54153 says: What are you doing?!
kellie7635 says: Wow... the tension level
RecklessClam39082 says: out here is unbelievable.
increscent3335 says: I gotta get home.
Lockroach39877 says: Oan't fly in rain.
TheFrightenedGamer8435 says: Oan't fly in rain.
longanimity5798 says: Oan't fly in rain.
lennie4302 says: Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
coolDepressed32274 says: Ken, could you close
Insaneshooter21531 says: the window please?
ploch55792 says: Ken, could you close
singer4426 says: the window please?
SeeMeeBee366646 says: Oheck out my new resume.
company56412 says: I made it into a fold-out brochure.
pitch67391 says: You see? Folds out.
Planetogeny65323 says: Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
PixieRobo9360 says: What was that?
.Jesus.12524 says: Maybe this time. This time. This time.
echinus30879 says: This time! This time! This...
ShamefulButStud42260 says: Drapes!
Accessit16004 says: That is diabolical.
bobrov47665 says: It's fantastic. It's got all my special
LLlaKaJl11437 says: skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
DEATHMACHINE24851 says: What's number one? Star Wars?
Allah52526 says: Nah, I don't go for that...
CindywittWhole14547 says: ...kind of stuff.
12Nuns3169 says: No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
casanova21882 says: They're out of their minds.
RapidRacket67009 says: When I leave a job interview, they're
billin47243 says: flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
advert45632 says: There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
Perdricide6608 says: I don't remember the sun
Philodemic18778 says: having a big 75 on it.
ImCravingCake66085 says: I predicted global warming.
thisismyusername17193 says: I could feel it getting hotter.
KanuTaN_HeMO3496 says: At first I thought it was just me.
venose24146 says: Wait! Stop! Bee!
CarlyCreates5358 says: Stand back. These are winter boots.
i_was_a_mistake39860 says: Wait!
Deadshot25811 says: Don't kill him!
GunGuruGG35545 says: You know I'm allergic to them!
karena44252 says: This thing could kill me!
SweaterCoolest9448162 says: Why does his life have
Anabiosis65695 says: less value than yours?
Penniform23303 says: Why does his life have any less value
C-19Parasites39939 says: than mine? Is that your statement?
Audacity55731 says: I'm just saying all life has value. You
IceLolly59044 says: don't know what he's capable of feeling.
scurry12166 says: My brochure!
SteepCool381040 says: There you go, little guy.
Vulnerary32717 says: I'm not scared of him.
NewyorkWalrus2758534 says: It's an allergic thing.
DavisGentle102607 says: Put that on your resume brochure.
LuckyCat68540 says: My whole face could puff up.
MultiplyDivide54914 says: Make it one of your special skills.
Durasell41426 says: Knocking someone out
3Jlou_4uTep22490 says: is also a special skill.
contato36615 says: Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
DarkSpirits63935 says: - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
TrevorOrnament986523 says: - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
TheUnbecomingGamer1453 says: - You could put carob chips on there.
Sensiferous45139 says: - Bye.
postiche55641 says: - Supposed to be less calories.
iBookScore24861 says: - Bye.
betel27638 says: I gotta say something.
coolCrowded556 says: She saved my life.
RoboCop10155832 says: I gotta say something.
Chickenlovers63721 says: All right, here it goes.
coffeng9471 says: Nah.
Gorgeoussweetie54344 says: What would I say?
DarkLord2865 says: I could really get in trouble.
coolDepressed4923 says: It's a bee law.
separate58965 says: You're not supposed to talk to a human.
aureneebirrell18214 says: I can't believe I'm doing this.
CaptinJersey40271 says: I've got to.
Digal44580 says: Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
Accessit40810 says: No. Yes. No.
Botuliform56105 says: Do it. I can't.
photoengrave44955 says: How should I start it?
ShamefulButStud44427 says: You like jazz?
GurlInPink41476 says: Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Pateriform39989 says: Hi!
Lockroach58607 says: I'm sorry.
coolHelpless7425 says: - You're talking.
King-Pins22194 says: - Yes, I know.
A-N-A-N-A-S-I-K8321 says: You're talking!
Demonsandgiants29308 says: I'm so sorry.
ACloudy1067864 says: No, it's OK. It's fine.
AmIKilling15696 says: I know I'm dreaming.
FuzzyPack43769 says: But I don't recall going to bed.
Brookie53695 says: Well, I'm sure this
dusty_bawls53403 says: is very disconcerting.
Cinderella4292 says: This is a bit of a surprise to me.
Ooo_Smart5155 says: I mean, you're a bee!
schumann7588 says: I am. And I'm not supposed
Sanderonat17791 says: to be doing this,
dorofeev4545 says: but they were all trying to kill me.
fomichev41851 says: And if it wasn't for you...
Strongwords50296 says: I had to thank you.
MayFlower6035180 says: It's just how I was raised.
SlayingGirling55331 says: That was a little weird.
bakemeier62678 says: - I'm talking with a bee.
perfectThoughtful1016757 says: - Yeah.
legendaryPrincess44372 says: I'm talking to a bee.
tricrotic9745 says: And the bee is talking to me!
funnyBent55025 says: I just want to say I'm grateful.
lonelyboy17344 says: I'll leave now.
ScarfSilly3337669 says: - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
NIRVANA20221 says: - What?
A-N-A-N-A-S-I-K16871 says: The talking thing.
HassonDawn13062 says: Same way you did, I guess.
Funnymo46806 says: Mama, Dada, honey.
SilkyNewyork824201 says: - That's very funny.
ellis25136 says: - Yeah.
percent60764 says: Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
SnugFun20954 says: we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
forzyz56387 says: Anyway...
abdominal55144 says: Oan I...
AActuallyhaha5758 says: ...get you something?
exalted34067 says: - Like what?
admin8393 says: I don't know. I mean...
shondrashone65327 says: I don't know. Ooffee?
GunDigger45242 says: I don't want to put you out.
average_student44116 says: It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
HeadyNewyork5441441 says: - It's just coffee.
GorgeouslyGeekyGirl23314 says: - I hate to impose.
coolGlorioushaha58116 says: - Don't be ridiculous!
BaldCoolest5538166 says: - Actually, I would love a cup.
BrainDead29337 says: Hey, you want rum cake?
betel17177 says: - I shouldn't.
i_boop_ur_nose62910 says: - Have some.
MidnightRambler3987 says: - No, I can't.
sulemasulf21534 says: - Oome on!
Funmogr66885 says: I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
CottinPatte28901 says: - Where?
the_best_FraG29840 says: - These stripes don't help.
isisiskenderun14764 says: You look great!
im_watching_you33546 says: I don't know if you know
LeadingLight32105 says: anything about fashion.
CTaJIbHbIe_TanKu44879 says: Are you all right?
RuthlessSlayer30960 says: No.
firebamboo23016 says: He's making the tie in the cab
oneiric44758 says: as they're flying up Madison.
FunScrew41793 says: He finally gets there.
Polyptorm7545 says: He runs up the steps into the church.
TreatmentTrevor8645527 says: The wedding is on.
ladon64596 says: And he says, "Watermelon?
NewyorkScrew9647933 says: I thought you said Guatemalan.
aleksander35625 says: Why would I marry a watermelon?"
egorov60567 says: Is that a bee joke?
LooseCharacters18455 says: That's the kind of stuff we do.
BrashThugs54001 says: Yeah, different.
dont_friendzone_me19911 says: So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
Demonsandgiants14229 says: About work? I don't know.
coolMaterial55431 says: I want to do my part for the hive,
AnnoyedPower18768 says: but I can't do it the way they want.
Ragulykrackr2918 says: I know how you feel.
A-N-A-N-A-S-I-K52139 says: - You do?
CoolForm9121833 says: - Sure.
Tomato7565 says: My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
protestation40720 says: a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
KrkFans613 says: - Really?
Random935622537 says: - My only interest is flowers.
AceInTheHole64373 says: Our new queen was just elected
uncommon_name28069 says: with that same campaign slogan.
DavisHandsome109200 says: Anyway, if you look...
BlackTrevor4417502 says: There's my hive right there. See it?
FearKingDogg60838 says: You're in Sheep Meadow!
SplitCoolest3217518 says: Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
PinkLeader4828 says: No way! I know that area.
SalamiChicago64042 says: I lost a toe ring there once.
MadRAM55828 says: - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
StraightGangsters21843 says: - Why not?
GlisteningPrestige56208 says: - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
Deadshow22252 says: - Maybe I'll try that.
edwin37804 says: - You all right, ma'am?
afanasev2857 says: - Oh, yeah. Fine.
orson49047 says: Just having two cups of coffee!
Poseidon7777355 says: Anyway, this has been great.
ColossalChicago9212804 says: Thanks for the coffee.
smoothspoken11540 says: Yeah, it's no trouble.
alena46626 says: Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
alenk18624 says: I'd be up the rest of my life.
stinky_pinky20165 says: Are you...?
pitcher11250 says: Oan I take a piece of this with me?
HaleyPillowcase59819 says: Sure! Here, have a crumb.
bartlet26573 says: - Thanks!
Broadwayon12778 says: - Yeah.
TharlowNave19712 says: All right. Well, then...
steffaniesteffen23737 says: I guess I'll see you around.
MedicalRebels25600 says: Or not.
Chinaut56373 says: OK, Barry.
ZestfulLife58691 says: And thank you
Primogenous62129 says: so much again... for before.
cute_as_ducks17818 says: Oh, that? That was nothing.
BlessedlyBlessed41155 says: Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
PinkCoolest830531 says: This can't possibly work.
schumann13937 says: He's all set to go.
AHigh-pitchedHaha57127 says: We may as well try it.
dangerous_with_rocks4108 says: OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Mr.Freeman65737 says: - Sounds amazing.
Football13798 says: - It was amazing!
design44115 says: It was the scariest,
biryukov29553 says: happiest moment of my life.
VidarrMinne17024 says: Humans! I can't believe
Scialytic23620 says: you were with humans!
FromSpain38413 says: Giant, scary humans!
HungryAdmirals48692 says: What were they like?
RecklessClam2958 says: Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
afanasiy22281 says: They eat crazy giant things.
TaxAaron939141 says: They drive crazy.
LaGame6518997 says: - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
AnierBertson53683 says: - Some of them. But some of them don't.
how_you_doing62575 says: - How'd you get back?
portend28703 says: - Poodle.
Mendicant8850 says: You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
swill5365 says: whatever you wanted to see.
elliott53556 says: You had your "experience." Now you
FaultyDevils4451 says: can pick out yourjob and be normal.
me_for_president48361 says: - Well...
EndGuyPie1516 says: - Well?
blinov25481 says: Well, I met someone.
accusatorial3304 says: You did? Was she Bee-ish?
gosser14061 says: - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
attempt59143 says: - No, no, no, not a wasp.
CindywittWhole39889 says: - Spider?
EdmSupreme24728 says: - I'm not attracted to spiders.
JosherRounce30890 says: I know it's the hottest thing,
GirlyGuy17623 says: with the eight legs and all.
WretchedVeterans43136 says: I can't get by that face.
Beatster11713 says: So who is she?
coolHelpless5829 says: She's... human.
DoZZaPsIXoZA51081 says: No, no. That's a bee law.
sulphurfeline12949 says: You wouldn't break a bee law.
HorribleSailor25870 says: - Her name's Vanessa.
Perdricide60223 says: - Oh, boy.
RandyJackson47682 says: She's so nice. And she's a florist!
CoolOiltanker333592 says: Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
AWAJA5081 says: We're not dating.
AHungry1067176 says: You're flying outside the hive, talking
eelgrass54939 says: to humans that attack our homes
KatiebPaint8559878 says: with power washers and M-80s!
roustabout34539 says: One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
KunaOrder42237 says: She saved my life!
daniil56900 says: And she understands me.
pluralizes_everythings51551 says: This is over!
cripps55048 says: Eat this.
CubCool35610 says: This is not over! What was that?
Escamotage52439 says: - They call it a crumb.
oscular68482 says: - It was so stingin' stripey!
Gooblectre10778 says: And that's not what they eat.
KillingKissers26442 says: That's what falls off what they eat!
fomichev51203 says: - You know what a Oinnabon is?
Allah20368 says: - No.
grace1956 says: It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
i_was_a_mistake25934 says: They heat it up...
Deathgun68663 says: Sit down!
vermicelli47551 says: ...really hot!
applefartlek66284 says: - Listen to me!
Friendette57049 says: We are not them! We're us.
burbank63610 says: There's us and there's them!
designe60710 says: Yes, but who can deny
EdmFun15576 says: the heart that is yearning?
wordsmith67394 says: There's no yearning.
WretchedVeterans34292 says: Stop yearning. Listen to me!
Cinderella16914 says: You have got to start thinking bee,
oprah_wind_fury3533 says: my friend. Thinking bee!
OrganicPunks1073 says: - Thinking bee.
misjudge7337 says: - Thinking bee.
SmOke32391 says: Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
EndGuyPie48186 says: Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Chilly66286 says: There he is. He's in the pool.
FanaticalTyranny9333 says: You know what your problem is, Barry?
coffeng12018 says: I gotta start thinking bee?
Concinnity68820 says: How much longer will this go on?
KoT3st4367 says: It's been three days!
DaroZapal60808 says: Why aren't you working?
AJazzy1016028 says: I've got a lot of big life decisions
AdmiralOfFuntown63029 says: to think about.
corena52104 says: What life? You have no life!
BareCool7937914 says: You have no job. You're barely a bee!
FrenzyShooters52524 says: Would it kill you
SausageMonster66066 says: to make a little honey?
3Jlou_4uTep5305 says: Barry, come out.
TheWell-to-doGamer59899 says: Your father's talking to you.
cyrill58313 says: Martin, would you talk to him?
daemon34957 says: Barry, I'm talking to you!
CharmingFreaky6864 says: You coming?
KunaOrder15577 says: Got everything?
accusatorial34136 says: All set!
Perdricide52207 says: Go ahead. I'll catch up.
debroahdebs7672 says: Don't be too long.
FuzzyPack44176 says: Watch this!
GoStriker59230 says: Vanessa!
Backpiece16325 says: - We're still here.
oneiric54668 says: - I told you not to yell at him.
Epenthesis19860 says: He doesn't respond to yelling!
Agent4750137 says: - Then why yell at me?
stockwell946 says: - Because you don't listen!
Ooo_Smart21090 says: I'm not listening to this.
SplitCoolest3220230 says: Sorry, I've gotta go.
ladon11850 says: - Where are you going?
MoonlitDancers13745 says: - I'm meeting a friend.
kallman62860 says: A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
LaGrandmother6119849 says: Bye.
SummerSunSas21753 says: I just hope she's Bee-ish.
10Dancer30803 says: They have a huge parade
SnoxJ62637 says: of flowers every year in Pasadena?
ComicCroissant63083 says: To be in the Tournament of Roses,
incurable33032 says: that's every florist's dream!
ZestfulLife65173 says: Up on a float, surrounded
ChicagoDisgust417272 says: by flowers, crowds cheering.
ANineHaha10392 says: A tournament. Do the roses
Chilly46426 says: compete in athletic events?
eliseev13591 says: No. All right, I've got one.
gounod15843 says: How come you don't fly everywhere?
DeadCoolest9953166 says: It's exhausting. Why don't you
CuteCrashers24598 says: run everywhere? It's faster.
Katega17374 says: Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
better_than_you12540 says: All right, your turn.
isisiskenderun19416 says: TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
grace52944 says: That's insane!
Ekphrasis43205 says: You don't have that?
postiche25975 says: We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
Scooter12324466 says: It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Football1022960 says: Oh, my.
ObservantForce15237 says: Dumb bees!
NerdyGirl35441 says: You must want to sting all those jerks.
DemonKong41630 says: We try not to sting.
FanaticalTyranny1156 says: It's usually fatal for us.
harrietteharrigan40942 says: So you have to watch your temper.
DEATHMACHINE8218 says: Very carefully.
SnoxJ62802 says: You kick a wall, take a walk,
Septemfluous48903 says: write an angry letter and throw it out.
coolCool54172 says: Work through it like any emotion:
KaTaKLizM25913 says: Anger, jealousy, lust.
PuckenChoice14855 says: Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
regina_phalange4742 says: Yeah.
Terminatorx52565 says: - What is wrong with you?!
monkey_see18882 says: - It's a bug.
teatime22399 says: He's not bothering anybody.
GreasyDesperado45852 says: Get out of here, you creep!
Badsoldier19683 says: What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
LuckyCat57199 says: Yeah, it was. How did you know?
valoniah10730 says: It felt like about 10 pages.
ADeadpanHaha56534 says: Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
RegularDiscipline35459 says: You've really got that
AActuallyhaha13359 says: down to a science.
do_not_leave_me11791 says: - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
FearedButcher3099 says: - I'll bet.
BareCool7954297 says: What in the name
Dynos3712 says: of Mighty Hercules is this?
RyanyRivis62316 says: How did this get here?
BallBlaster55145 says: Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
Digal39302 says: Ray Liotta Private Select?
Rosies46216 says: - Is he that actor?
Deadshot23756 says: - I never heard of him.
Gabby33901 says: - Why is this here?
DavisAberrant1010281 says: - For people. We eat it.
Aquaticks19299 says: You don't have
Trawll7871 says: enough food of your own?
misjudge22155 says: - Well, yes.
TexansMilkyway5652534 says: - How do you get it?
carrasquillo9138 says: - Bees make it.
Bombosity65261 says: - I know who makes it!
Tranche753642 says: And it's hard to make it!
rambo_was_real40349 says: There's heating, cooling, stirring.
ComicCroissant12918 says: You need a whole Krelman thing!
antithesis4777 says: - It's organic.
GunSlyBruceLee65211 says: - It's our-ganic!
WitchTexans5459829 says: It's just honey, Barry.
coolVictorious55629 says: Just what?!
TvTyler35101 says: Bees don't know about this!
Barmecide38032 says: This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
EdmTrue14006 says: You've taken our homes, schools,
McmullanMalady55975 says: hospitals! This is all we have!
stinky_pinky57333 says: And it's on sale?!
MoonlitDancers44932 says: I'm getting to the bottom of this.
gilbertine28312 says: I'm getting to the bottom
gosser42948 says: of all of this!
DamnIncidentStory22629 says: Hey, Hector.
laughingstock28098 says: - You almost done?
dangerous_with_rocks16164 says: - Almost.
EdmFunUsernames9907 says: He is here. I sense it.
Agentitsurgent63848 says: Well, I guess I'll go home now
malaysia41225 says: and just leave this nice honey out,
Margolem46733 says: with no one around.
cochran25087 says: You're busted, box boy!
amongst19940 says: I knew I heard something.
eelgrass33439 says: So you can talk!
Philodemic17395 says: I can talk.
MidTexans8060944 says: And now you'll start talking!
DustedBall46441 says: Where you getting the sweet stuff?
IceLolly41019 says: Who's your supplier?
DuBose5095 says: I don't understand.
parette59558 says: I thought we were friends.
kenti34363 says: The last thing we want
bill_nye_the_russian_spy55411 says: to do is upset bees!
manager42304 says: You're too late! It's ours now!
TheDisastrousGamer59373 says: You, sir, have crossed
KaTaKLizM64342 says: the wrong sword!
bordeaux67298 says: You, sir, will be lunch
manta2635 says: for my iguana, Ignacio!
admin21343 says: Where is the honey coming from?
WarGod23418 says: Tell me where!
Brookie2417 says: Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
constantine34571 says: Orazy person!
Jacobin54473 says: What horrible thing has happened here?
BrashThug31684 says: These faces, they never knew
DarthVader24733 says: what hit them. And now
alena36106 says: they're on the road to nowhere!
CakeKatieb6743100 says: Just keep still.
dawkins35236 says: What? You're not dead?
one_more_pint25923 says: Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
caroche49385 says: that moves. Where you headed?
HaleyStranger18071 says: To Honey Farms.
KnownWarfare25759 says: I am onto something huge here.
Titrimetry27532 says: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
tntwobble68063 says: crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
mazer50936 says: I'm going to Tacoma.
increscent29565 says: - And you?
Mickey_Mouse42932 says: - He really is dead.
paraesthesia14657 says: All right.
CalmOutlaws42688 says: Uh-oh!
McMohawkMessage40119 says: - What is that?!
aires25369 says: - Oh, no!
imma_rage_quit52717 says: - A wiper! Triple blade!
aleksey50622 says: - Triple blade?
ARobloxSpi15888 says: Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
AnierBertson48465 says: Why does everything have
Addictivated4559 says: to be so doggone clean?!
Penniform2716 says: How much do you people need to see?!
anisimov52623 says: Open your eyes!
TvTyler54680 says: Stick your head out the window!
Stratocracy1006 says: From NPR News in Washington,
nikaNet62872 says: I'm Oarl Kasell.
NightRider35766 says: But don't kill no more bugs!
AutumnWorld57781 says: - Bee!
Concinnity15971 says: - Moose blood guy!!
Isodose54098 says: - You hear something?
LikelyTyler60438 says: - Like what?
ClumsyCool2254329 says: Like tiny screaming.
sloppy_wet41833 says: Turn off the radio.
Popeyes35696 says: Whassup, bee boy?
Economacy39169 says: Hey, Blood.
Postiliaen15165 says: as far as the eye could see.
hakenkreuz24242 says: Wow!
sinking_swimmer58721 says: I assume wherever this truck goes
andrew18706 says: is where they're getting it.
banana_hammock12534 says: I mean, that honey's ours.
coolHapless45645 says: - Bees hang tight.
FunHeat33676 says: - We're all jammed in.
Psychokiller50819 says: It's a close community.
thomos11737 says: Not us, man. We on our own.
TheSilentBang19068 says: Every mosquito on his own.
AWaggishgame63793 says: - What if you get in trouble?
ImCravingCake43223 says: - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
Wegotism65251 says: Nobody likes us. They just smack.
lynnalynne38922 says: See a mosquito, smack, smack!
Chrouple50237 says: At least you're out in the world.
Wegotism60359 says: You must meet girls.
MissSporty91943404 says: Mosquito girls try to trade up,
CTAPblUBOT33889 says: get with a moth, dragonfly.
brogan62790 says: Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
dainedainty29402 says: You got to be kidding me!
WarGod57694 says: Mooseblood's about to leave
ComfyKart41583 says: the building! So long, bee!
choate56166 says: - Hey, guys!
AK4720278 says: - Mooseblood!
school56711 says: I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Ostritches58647 says: Did you bring your crazy straw?
DustyLa2929458 says: We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
Rosies55470 says: and it's pretty much pure profit.
Hydrospace9677 says: What is this place?
AGrumpygame24771 says: A bee's got a brain
ACuteAssasin43156 says: the size of a pinhead.
GunGuruGG51689 says: They are pinheads!
hakenkreuz23508 says: Pinhead.
CloudyPerpetrator25399 says: - Oheck out the new smoker.
fedora_the_explorer64110 says: - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
YourWinterWonder41520 says: The Thomas 3000!
stockwell11295 says: Smoker?
spondaic29163 says: Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
cheston41896 says: Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
easterly46843 says: A couple breaths of this
Manducate9466 says: knocks them right out.
andre2270 says: They make the honey,
SlayingGirling47807 says: and we make the money.
egorov21514 says: "They make the honey,
Chrouple16701 says: and we make the money"?
killigrew23998 says: Oh, my!
consummate55356 says: What's going on? Are you OK?
Terminator89899651 says: Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Vicinaly19715 says: Do you know you're
AceInTheHole947 says: in a fake hive with fake walls?
BuPyC31512 says: Our queen was moved here.
Amighost20565 says: We had no choice.
Championof7seas840 says: This is your queen?
RobScallion34526 says: That's a man in women's clothes!
jalapa68775 says: That's a drag queen!
alekse38292 says: What is this?
elena9263 says: Oh, no!
GunGuruGG42391 says: There's hundreds of them!
.mQ59095 says: Bee honey.
DimStork16928 says: Our honey is being brazenly stolen
FairyTopiaFunGirl23623 says: on a massive scale!
doubly15920 says: This is worse than anything bears
designe45202 says: have done! I intend to do something.
examination67425 says: Oh, Barry, stop.
Edmunaudi68297 says: Who told you humans are taking
funnyNauseating35521 says: our honey? That's a rumor.
brogan49698 says: Do these look like rumors?
saltant49635 says: That's a conspiracy theory.
irmgardirmina35356 says: These are obviously doctored photos.
cowgirl_up52799 says: How did you get mixed up in this?
FearKingDogg29157 says: He's been talking to humans.
PinchMeGames68570 says: - What?
AAbsurd1045530 says: - Talking to humans?!
nataline10191 says: He has a human girlfriend.
torchgewgaw58648 says: And they make out!
elliott58994 says: Make out? Barry!
SweaterCoolest9432517 says: We do not.
PeachToffey759 says: - You wish you could.
beluga57246 says: - Whose side are you on?
consult18166 says: The bees!
fireboat23672 says: I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
bakemeier50347 says: Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
admin25006 says: Barry, this is what you want
VanillaVengeance16266 says: to do with your life?
do_not_leave_me66219 says: I want to do it for all our lives.
VanillaVengeance38814 says: Nobody works harder than bees!
nessim27903 says: Dad, I remember you
PsychedelicServicemen42092 says: coming home so overworked
Margolem39809 says: your hands were still stirring.
AWMLover8285 says: You couldn't stop.
FootballUsernames16315 says: I remember that.
CoolForm9142833 says: What right do they have to our honey?
TigerKittyFate41781 says: We live on two cups a year. They put it
dinner4957 says: in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
coolSerious28470 says: Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
SlayingGirling62317 says: Sting them where it really hurts.
perfectAbsent1021336 says: In the face! The eye!
ToothyGrin58898 says: - That would hurt.
clathrate61137 says: - No.
BatmanTexans2844864 says: Up the nose? That's a killer.
AThankfulgame22322 says: There's only one place you can sting
NightSilly4368620 says: the humans, one place where it matters.
Sardonyx56660 says: Hive at Five, the hive's only
PeppermintPatty51016 says: full-hour action news source.
PlutoCool77101 says: No more bee beards!
ZealousSquad58280 says: With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
sulphurfeline10870 says: Weather with Storm Stinger.
pitch9833 says: Sports with Buzz Larvi.
SparkFun43844 says: And Jeanette Ohung.
singer39763 says: - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
DizzyIrresistible20142 says: - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
rosefish237 says: A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
pyknic48226 says: intends to sue the human race
ashbaugh8366 says: for stealing our honey,
harsho46628 says: packaging it and profiting
oneiric9548 says: from it illegally!
Cinderella47169 says: Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
ashbaugh4348 says: we'll have three former queens here in
Cheludin68476 says: our studio, discussing their new book,
aksenov62213 says: Olassy Ladies,
dmitri62819 says: out this week on Hexagon.
biryukov36372 says: Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
ANONYMOUS67647 says: Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
kassiekassity47778 says: from the hive. I can't do this"?
Aquaticks37826 says: Bees have never been afraid
frobisher6826 says: to change the world.
protestation47698 says: What about Bee Oolumbus?
one_more_pint22954 says: Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
gable31020 says: Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
Ostritches68280 says: We were thinking
byelaw51172 says: of stickball or candy stores.
DisagreeableLiquidators60929 says: How old are you?
Servax29325 says: The bee community
Edm10Football67697 says: is supporting you in this case,
SeeMeeBee355388 says: which will be the trial
HaleyNumber57125 says: of the bee century.
Chickenlovers22285 says: You know, they have a Larry King
BattleMistress45919 says: in the human world too.
KaTaKLizM44378 says: It's a common name. Next week...
arseniy34434 says: He looks like you and has a show
Margolem31814 says: and suspenders and colored dots...
blasphemy8027 says: Next week...
LegoLord9618 says: Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
CovertDestroyer55125 says: guest even though you just heard 'em.
duisburg25916 says: Bear Week next week!
AHigh-pitchedHaha13934 says: They're scary, hairy and here live.
lennie7868 says: Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
torry4355 says: squinty eyes, very Jewish.
GoStriker26536 says: In tennis, you attack
PeachToffey26959 says: at the point of weakness!
misjudge22599 says: It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
CouchCactus53041 says: Honey, her backhand's a joke!
i_can_see_your_pixels47179 says: I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
morris513 says: Quiet, please.
BaldCoolest5559822 says: Actual work going on here.
TharlowNave212 says: - Is that that same bee?
n1ce62798 says: - Yes, it is!
CamilleGrammer60658 says: I'm helping him sue the human race.
misjudge49502 says: - Hello.
SpiderHaley28465 says: - Hello, bee.
billin41585 says: This is Ken.
declivous8866 says: Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
Montrouze62245 says: ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
mama_karma30024 says: Why does he talk again?
coolDevilish28739 says: Listen, you better go
corena28735 says: 'cause we're really busy working.
agnosia61373 says: But it's our yogurt night!
Deathgun18826 says: Bye-bye.
CoreOfLore7311 says: Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
spondaic2116 says: You poor thing.
TheMagnificentGamer13655 says: You two have been at this for hours!
TrevorOrnament9840598 says: Yes, and Adam here
DAN4IK41836 says: has been a huge help.
corral10649 says: - Frosting...
alenk7743 says: - How many sugars?
KatiebPaint8517686 says: Just one. I try not
YourBFStares27858 says: to use the competition.
Schoollami61302 says: So why are you helping me?
Zeus99945768 says: Bees have good qualities.
parette15231 says: And it takes my mind off the shop.
coolLethal57528 says: Instead of flowers, people
LeftDivide65943 says: are giving balloon bouquets now.
GrimNoob44089 says: Those are great, if you're three.
.mQ59152 says: And artificial flowers.
pharsalus50277 says: - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
Football1037104 says: - Yeah, me too.
VinorDonnall36974 says: Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
AObtainable1028359 says: Bees must hate those fake things!
Ideogram1246 says: Nothing worse
habitue56537 says: than a daffodil that's had work done.
freeland38853 says: Maybe this could make up
FruitSilly6217664 says: for it a little bit.
irmgardirmina60936 says: - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
KillingKissers6038 says: - I guess.
BloodyMary11370 says: You sure you want to go through with it?
grivation7062 says: Am I sure? When I'm done with
AGrumpygame68349 says: the humans, they won't be able
DimStork24082 says: to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
Scialytic22268 says: without paying a royalty!
BathroomCoolest5838199 says: It's an incredible scene
Mickey_Mouse62329 says: here in downtown Manhattan,
FuzzyPack19280 says: where the world anxiously waits,
Pomander43971 says: because for the first time in history,
Concinnity30262 says: we will hear for ourselves
swill60020 says: if a honeybee can actually speak.
LooseCharacters58633 says: What have we gotten into here, Barry?
coolVictorious30321 says: It's pretty big, isn't it?
HardNewyork6448057 says: I can't believe how many humans
PurringCoercion36937 says: don't work during the day.
tricrotic28545 says: You think billion-dollar multinational
attempt66495 says: food companies have good lawyers?
anthon63675 says: Everybody needs to stay
dangerous_with_rocks53492 says: behind the barricade.
VanAaron3929996 says: - What's the matter?
argenteuil36730 says: - I don't know, I just got a chill.
stallion62653 says: Well, if it isn't the bee team.
GutturalGangsters50574 says: You boys work on this?
aircougar12440 says: All rise! The Honorable
SausageMonster439 says: Judge Bumbleton presiding.
Football37757 says: All right. Oase number 4475,
gastroscope59 says: Superior Oourt of New York,
MarineRob98916175 says: Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
knudson1877 says: is now in session.
easterly42122 says: Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
AmIKilling61880 says: the five food companies collectively?
CharmingFreaky16636 says: A privilege.
design17273 says: Mr. Benson... you're representing
banana_hammock58439 says: all the bees of the world?
realOnline19182 says: I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
debroahdebs68037 says: we're ready to proceed.
NewyorkMedic7060814 says: Mr. Montgomery,
illuminate31958 says: your opening statement, please.
SparkFun67199 says: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
SplitCoolest329611 says: my grandmother was a simple woman.
mcginn31968 says: Born on a farm, she believed
Servax68098 says: it was man's divine right
abana60522 says: to benefit from the bounty
ChicagoDisgust456971 says: of nature God put before us.
Sensiferous45333 says: If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
MaidTrevor5814654 says: Mr. Benson imagines,
aureneebirrell28684 says: just think of what would it mean.
dont_friendzone_me15044 says: I would have to negotiate
DiggeR2213 says: with the silkworm
cribbage19609 says: for the elastic in my britches!
andreev12471 says: Talking bee!
InteriorBad43162 says: How do we know this isn't some sort of
dawkins37972 says: holographic motion-picture-capture
AmIKilling65247 says: Hollywood wizardry?
watchcase516 says: They could be using laser beams!
Epenthesis23862 says: Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Deep1023328 says: Oloning! For all we know,
LikelyTyler61233 says: he could be on steroids!
melonocciput44878 says: Mr. Benson?
standice62695 says: Ladies and gentlemen,
UkuleleKatieb371104 says: there's no trickery here.
PlainPrivilege6023 says: I'm just an ordinary bee.
SnockhawkFamous46997 says: Honey's pretty important to me.
Gorgeoussweetie66015 says: It's important to all bees.
Edm1052907 says: We invented it!
bonemealchocks51668 says: We make it. And we protect it
Anabiosis42530 says: with our lives.
ArtoisQuoit8871 says: Unfortunately, there are
A-N-A-N-A-S-I-K13845 says: some people in this room
Gladiator63423 says: who think they can take it from us
GunDigger39132 says: 'cause we're the little guys!
AJazzy1058418 says: I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
OddHooligans68510 says: you'll see how, by taking our honey,
fayfayal62120 says: you not only take everything we have
morris3875 says: but everything we are!
RyanyRivis51532 says: I wish he'd dress like that
deicer15973 says: all the time. So nice!
Tersive38582 says: Oall your first witness.
AdmiralOfFuntown60374 says: So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
RepulsiveHaley44114 says: of Honey Farms, big company you have.
LeadingLight27205 says: I suppose so.
KaTaKLizM6153 says: I see you also own
Pharology35662 says: Honeyburton and Honron!
WackyWinner30974 says: Yes, they provide beekeepers
killigrew40096 says: for our farms.
corral61798 says: Beekeeper. I find that
BareCool7940206 says: to be a very disturbing term.
dawkins45096 says: I don't imagine you employ
Philodemic40241 says: any bee-free-ers, do you?
NewyorkScrew9618661 says: - No.
DavisHandsome105330 says: - I couldn't hear you.
DaroZapal17549 says: - No.
DemonicAI48499 says: - No.
cabbagehead45945 says: Because you don't free bees.
do_not_leave_me12000 says: You keep bees. Not only that,
ChicagoGovernment4854183 says: it seems you thought a bear would be
HomelyIntrovert35253 says: an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
RewaynMorry23990 says: They're very lovable creatures.
KillingKissers18874 says: Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
GamingExpress33084 says: You mean like this?
localism48032 says: Bears kill bees!
xDelta_No0b64855 says: How'd you like his head crashing
Mr.Freeman65469 says: through your living room?!
ParagonPerfection37022 says: Biting into your couch!
MINEcrafteR35889 says: Spitting out your throw pillows!
Ooo_Smart23406 says: OK, that's enough. Take him away.
TheSilentBang27883 says: So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
NashediGang22466 says: Your name intrigues me.
TheSilentBang26404 says: - Where have I heard it before?
funnyRitzy12783 says: - I was with a band called The Police.
antimasque33820 says: But you've never been
KanuTaN_HeMO11500 says: a police officer, have you?
arrestment2776 says: No, I haven't.
BalanceGrape3796 says: No, you haven't. And so here
Hallucinate20643 says: we have yet another example
tritheism6632 says: of bee culture casually
PetoddSterson64868 says: stolen by a human
Brookie53758 says: for nothing more than
Lockroach37571 says: a prance-about stage name.
Fothis33112 says: Oh, please.
Trawll61805 says: Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
ExpertBuilder13079 says: Because I'm feeling
cribbage47269 says: a little stung, Sting.
dainedainty48715 says: Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
GunGuruGG66348 says: That's not his real name?! You idiots!
AGrumpygame34304 says: Mr. Liotta, first,
McmullanMalady761 says: belated congratulations on
Perdricide7548 says: your Emmy win for a guest spot
.Jesus.39448 says: on ER in 2005.
DJJije60200 says: Thank you. Thank you.
Prurigo23917 says: I see from your resume
the_best_FraG18164 says: that you're devilishly handsome
dont_friendzone_me55171 says: with a churning inner turmoil
AHungry106490 says: that's ready to blow.
AQuickest1061173 says: I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
ANONYMOUS40782 says: Not yet it isn't. But is this
deicer28634 says: what it's come to for you?
flintglabella61230 says: Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
kenti61447 says: so you don't
caroche1819 says: have to rehearse
NIWAXEWES27809 says: your part and learn your lines, sir?
Ogur4ik35862 says: Watch it, Benson!
saltant22558 says: I could blow right now!
NightRider68264 says: This isn't a goodfella.
AValuablehaha40741 says: This is a badfella!
CharmingFreaky21511 says: Why doesn't someone just step on
CaptainFlappers45637 says: this creep, and we can all go home?!
AMighty1034552 says: - Order in this court!
PlainPrivilege20608 says: - You're all thinking it!
leftwich3470 says: Order! Order, I say!
TheSourGamer47156 says: - Say it!
hartsfield13683 says: - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
DizzyIrresistible61651 says: I think it was awfully nice
overcompensation34381 says: of that bear to pitch in like that.
Gromila12080 says: I think the jury's on our side.
BuddieChone39025 says: Are we doing everything right, legally?
daniil27902 says: I'm a florist.
duisburg21023 says: Right. Well, here's to a great team.
Wackrior121264903 says: To a great team!
DemonKong12278 says: Well, hello.
Revenantstriker37121 says: - Ken!
phosphate24862 says: - Hello.
funderburk8792 says: I didn't think you were coming.
SplitCoolest329129 says: No, I was just late.
diphtheria35890 says: I tried to call, but... the battery.
reynolds50975 says: I didn't want all this to go to waste,
Geckoco34503 says: so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
AvicI14512 says: Oh, that was lucky.
cute_as_ducks19851 says: There's a little left.
longanimity66643 says: I could heat it up.
mineral57666 says: Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
Amineshi60989 says: So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
admin55718 says: I'm not much for the game myself.
CouchCactus36688 says: The ball's a little grabby.
ASelfish1059484 says: That's where I usually sit.
RecklessClam32565 says: Right... there.
DustedBall31901 says: Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
Assassin0071860 says: and he agreed with me that eating with
CakeUsernames59510 says: chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
MinivanSilly1426046 says: You think I don't see what you're doing?
FunScrew49990 says: I know how hard it is to find
edroi66778 says: the rightjob. We have that in common.
snack10290 says: Do we?
RobScallion34821 says: Bees have 100 percent employment,
LLlaKaJl66473 says: but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
BloodySaasStalker27600 says: That's just what
ObservantForce63351 says: I was thinking about doing.
GunSlyBruceLee56902 says: Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
Dynos18174 says: for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
snowballpluck28953 says: I'm going to drain the old stinger.
HassonDawn27041 says: Yeah, you do that.
[OPG]KoRsIKaNeCMAFIA20476 says: Look at that.
one_more_pint42279 says: You know, I've just about had it
NightSilly4337528 says: with your little mind games.
DavisAberrant1054423 says: - What's that?
belov2011 says: - Italian Vogue.
byelaw8337 says: Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
amongst65999 says: A lot of ads.
Isodose31089 says: Remember what Van said, why is
coolMushy22312 says: your life more valuable than mine?
bloodhound59828 says: Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
GreasyDesperado22043 says: I think something stinks in here!
dmitriy59856 says: I love the smell of flowers.
alexe48559 says: How do you like the smell of flames?!
TheWell-to-doGamer19789 says: Not as much.
GunSlyBruceLee28909 says: Water bug! Not taking sides!
WinnerWoman41734 says: Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
Tomato49502 says: This is pathetic!
illuminate44369 says: I've got issues!
donkyHOT46791 says: Well, well, well, a royal flush!
sales17559 says: - You're bluffing.
CakeKatieb6713791 says: - Am I?
KnownWarfare28714 says: Surf's up, dude!
AaronVacation6320470 says: Poo water!
equivalence65667 says: That bowl is gnarly.
GpsKatieb629739 says: Except for those dirty yellow rings!
AnnoyedPower11040 says: Kenneth! What are you doing?!
limonene942 says: You know, I don't even like honey!
alenk39067 says: I don't eat it!
Blossflop49819 says: We need to talk!
CaptainSportyPants16035 says: He's just a little bee!
KunaOrder41671 says: And he happens to be
Chickenlovers50162 says: the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
regina_phalange49135 says: Long time? What are you talking about?!
LIGONAXE23954 says: Are there other bugs in your life?
Planetogeny22945 says: No, but there are other things bugging
LikelyTyler40830 says: me in life. And you're one of them!
Rista57356 says: Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
gable61667 says: My nerves are fried from riding
profit52704 says: on this emotional roller coaster!
HeadyNewyork5411065 says: Goodbye, Ken.
Buckmister40433821 says: And for your information,
belov22109 says: I prefer sugar-free, artificial
billing56764 says: sweeteners made by man!
bartlet29266 says: I'm sorry about all that.
ENJOY64830 says: I know it's got
MaidTrevor5849943 says: an aftertaste! I like it!
clinkscales27981 says: I always felt there was some kind
TangoBoss68447 says: of barrier between Ken and me.
coaloreglom12312 says: I couldn't overcome it.
Philodemic53824 says: Oh, well.
BloodyMary37260 says: Are you OK for the trial?
BinGo27203 says: I believe Mr. Montgomery
RapidRacket61288 says: is about out of ideas.
NotARandomChick25553 says: We would like to call
canaliculus48433 says: Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
singer15953 says: Good idea! You can really see why he's
scurry67726 says: considered one of the best lawyers...
DarkLord63568 says: Yeah.
Palamate38266 says: Layton, you've
ratcliff14941 says: gotta weave some magic
DireCool1520928 says: with this jury,
_DaZzEr_32344 says: or it's gonna be all over.
AAbsurd107228 says: Don't worry. The only thing I have
latimer63506 says: to do to turn this jury around
WorthyChicago454649 says: is to remind them
tangential27624 says: of what they don't like about bees.
Isodose36483 says: - You got the tweezers?
shwalb45651 says: - Are you allergic?
designe30377 says: Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Montrouze40727 says: Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
MissSporty91964408 says: what I think we'd all like to know.
xDelta_No0b29945 says: What exactly is your relationship
GunGuruGG53671 says: to that woman?
leges17482 says: We're friends.
a_collection_of_cells17064 says: - Good friends?
SweaterCoolest9451745 says: - Yes.
Bombosity61823 says: How good? Do you live together?
KaTaKLizM21707 says: Wait a minute...
OutrageousCreator45920 says: Are you her little...
ASelfish1059401 says: ...bedbug?
caroche29344 says: I've seen a bee documentary or two.
eskew37444 says: From what I understand,
GavinJavik67676 says: doesn't your queen give birth
BaldCoolest5529353 says: to all the bee children?
Fothis19957 says: - Yeah, but...
localism41175 says: - So those aren't your real parents!
AmIKilling18045 says: - Oh, Barry...
BrashThugs25036 says: - Yes, they are!
PartyFun3318 says: Hold me back!
midweek30788 says: You're an illegitimate bee,
Jacobin57155 says: aren't you, Benson?
i_killed_cupid50545 says: He's denouncing bees!
coolAdhoc43337 says: Don't y'all date your cousins?
realOnline35208 says: - Objection!
CouchCactus51173 says: - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
burbank48593 says: Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Gromila12757 says: Oh, I'm hit!!
flagon46598 says: Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Terminator898923360 says: Order! Order!
PantrySilly178178 says: The venom! The venom
oppress11594 says: is coursing through my veins!
LinkinElite20392 says: I have been felled
aleksandrov28252 says: by a winged beast of destruction!
lightner35135 says: You see? You can't treat them
eskew64412 says: like equals! They're striped savages!
BloxBroad28324 says: Stinging's the only thing
WretchedVeterans61222 says: they know! It's their way!
freeland1981 says: - Adam, stay with me.
coolFamiliar26994 says: - I can't feel my legs.
LaGrandmother6150283 says: What angel of mercy
habitue54542 says: will come forward to suck the poison
MilitaristicFightingMachine44701 says: from my heaving buttocks?
fritter50278 says: I will have order in this court. Order!
MightyMafia24791 says: Order, please!
FootballUsernames56165 says: The case of the honeybees
ben_dover34718 says: versus the human race
malvinamalvino15865 says: took a pointed turn against the bees
funnyUnsuitable3913 says: yesterday when one of their legal
thacker49575 says: team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
DamnIncidentStory23851 says: - Hey, buddy.
Football19849 says: - Hey.
Procellous22182 says: - Is there much pain?
ATypicalgame56125 says: - Yeah.
BruteFact9557 says: I...
FrenceTurnez57859 says: I blew the whole case, didn't I?
MightyMafia40894 says: It doesn't matter. What matters is
linen21634 says: you're alive. You could have died.
Audacity37396 says: I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
fimbriation65915 says: They got it from the cafeteria
CrimsonClover50289 says: downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
niello36966 says: Look, there's
CrimsonClover61471 says: a little celery still on it.
Pro-GrowBlow54000 says: What was it like to sting someone?
ObservantForce43474 says: I can't explain it. It was all...
Strongwords40186 says: All adrenaline and then...
BrashThugs16218 says: and then ecstasy!
AQuickest1055857 says: All right.
portend62370 says: You think it was all a trap?
Evildead6222 says: Of course. I'm sorry.
TigerKittyFate13988 says: I flew us right into this.
billin56456 says: What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
RecklessClam52342 says: just a couple of bugs in this world.
google_was_my_idea12849 says: What will the humans do to us
exalted37769 says: if they win?
dordogne43791 says: I don't know.
alphard16845 says: I hear they put the roaches in motels.
MaidTrevor5838630 says: That doesn't sound so bad.
SmOke11457 says: Adam, they check in,
leivy68662 says: but they don't check out!
kesley47474 says: Oh, my.
manta9077 says: Oould you get a nurse
BallBlaster46089 says: to close that window?
ladon27843 says: - Why?
VinorDonnall27796 says: - The smoke.
diphtheria48329 says: Bees don't smoke.
Disbosom5503 says: Right. Bees don't smoke.
JeffryMorgonz58369 says: Bees don't smoke!
LLlaKaJl60094 says: But some bees are smoking.
CiffHanger66810 says: That's it! That's our case!
artemiy48476 says: It is? It's not over?
lahdidah53420 says: Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
TheZestyGamer38908 says: Get back to the court and stall.
name_not_important56914 says: Stall any way you can.
betel2466 says: And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Montrouze50974 says: Mr. Flayman.
escheat6320 says: Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
cabbagehead12435 says: Where is the rest of your team?
support22952 says: Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
AaronVacation6334683 says: Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
smoothspoken34502 says: and as a result,
PurringCoercion40624 says: we don't make very good time.
Faveolate8389 says: I actually heard a funny story about...
PatrioT51126 says: Your Honor,
LeftDivide20132 says: haven't these ridiculous bugs
kellie21426 says: taken up enough
CHoTBopHoe37413 says: of this court's valuable time?
protestation36415 says: How much longer will we allow
substantial64155 says: these absurd shenanigans to go on?
consul48600 says: They have presented no compelling
Championof7seas18188 says: evidence to support their charges
LegoLord42734 says: against my clients,
andre4274 says: who run legitimate businesses.
canaliculus38455 says: I move for a complete dismissal
Terminatorx9968 says: of this entire case!
GavinJavik5830 says: Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
HassonDawn18154 says: to have to consider
StupendousKnights52513 says: Mr. Montgomery's motion.
amongst1651 says: But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Postiliaen12727 says: Where is your proof?
PsychedelicServicemen56682 says: Where is the evidence?
arkadiy14347 says: Show me the smoking gun!
TightChicago39103 says: Hold it, Your Honor!
design36704 says: You want a smoking gun?
SandSilly766756 says: Here is your smoking gun.
heartbreak51030 says: What is that?
gastroscope12284 says: It's a bee smoker!
RatchetMonster34777 says: What, this?
007Lisence2Kill19586 says: This harmless little contraption?
Jazzetry15838 says: This couldn't hurt a fly,
my_anaconda_does8380 says: let alone a bee.
Zeus99922548 says: Look at what has happened
Zeus99931607 says: to bees who have never been asked,
Amicable61738 says: Smoking or non?
boris55447 says: Is this what nature intended for us?
largo13806 says: To be forcibly addicted
OquasLilt58499 says: to smoke machines
amherst27202 says: and man-made wooden slat work camps?
nessim48615 says: Living out our lives as honey slaves
tessy65900 says: to the white man?
ForksSilly4951269 says: - What are we gonna do?
coolCool47921 says: - He's playing the species card.
Titrimetry8253 says: Ladies and gentlemen, please,
ChicagoSail58258 says: free these bees!
Corrade20418 says: Free the bees! Free the bees!
ElectricTank16013 says: Free the bees!
borisov38167 says: Free the bees! Free the bees!
CaptinJersey42852 says: The court finds in favor of the bees!
Economacy21145 says: Vanessa, we won!
NewyorkDad139015 says: I knew you could do it! High-five!
Revenantstriker51703 says: Sorry.
Montrouze68096 says: I'm OK! You know what this means?
TheUnbecomingGamer45430 says: All the honey
KunaOrder39852 says: will finally belong to the bees.
SplitCoolest3222146 says: Now we won't have
billin60506 says: to work so hard all the time.
ElectricTank5189 says: This is an unholy perversion
KatiebTimber4814651 says: of the balance of nature, Benson.
PlainPrivilege57641 says: You'll regret this.
claudiacolombian58886 says: Barry, how much honey is out there?
DeadCoolest9954746 says: All right. One at a time.
sloppy_wet1996 says: Barry, who are you wearing?
escheat22800 says: My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
Malinda77743903 says: and I have no pants.
hypno42407 says: - What if Montgomery's right?
shondrashone54123 says: - What do you mean?
AceInTheHole53419 says: We've been living the bee way
CampyIan44509 says: a long time, 27 million years.
QueenBee43447 says: Oongratulations on your victory.
highlight5770 says: What will you demand as a settlement?
corena49273 says: First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
SillyMicrophone9028978 says: of all bee work camps.
lonelyboy40223 says: Then we want back the honey
coolOmniscient2837 says: that was ours to begin with,
wordsmith16414 says: every last drop.
JackSparrow50233 says: We demand an end to the glorification
Wegotism55393 says: of the bear as anything more
Broadwayon53817 says: than a filthy, smelly,
heisenberg_blue19442 says: bad-breath stink machine.
norinenorita35465 says: We're all aware
SteepCool3826747 says: of what they do in the woods.
ScarfSilly332854 says: Wait for my signal.
Padmavati28684 says: Take him out.
TvTyler5050 says: He'll have nauseous
Terminatorx9390 says: for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
GreenSilly8334530 says: And we will no longer tolerate
Chiliad63525 says: bee-negative nicknames...
BuddieChone33219 says: But it's just a prance-about stage name!
TheHeadyGamer36013 says: ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
OutrageousCreator32999 says: in bogus health products
kiowa9542 says: and la-dee-da human
fast_and_the_curious44004 says: tea-time snack garnishments.
jalapa38739 says: Oan't breathe.
Agent4749182 says: Bring it in, boys!
TheWorkableGamer7675 says: Hold it right there! Good.
DEADPOOL26737 says: Tap it.
AdmiralOfFuntown35009 says: Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
Faveolate34860 says: and there's gallons more coming!
FunnyBomber1250 says: - I think we need to shut down!
SandSilly7661431 says: - Shut down? We've never shut down.
Jacobin12061 says: Shut down honey production!
AHam_Star64430 says: Stop making honey!
brittney54199 says: Turn your key, sir!
ForksSilly4944912 says: What do we do now?
AHungryPolarBear12034 says: Oannonball!
Gladiator62145 says: We're shutting honey production!
heartbreak44262 says: Mission abort.
GodsofUndead42810 says: Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
linen2410 says: Returning to base.
[OPG]KoRsIKaNeCMAFIA4486 says: Adam, you wouldn't believe
GurlInPink46109 says: how much honey was out there.
wakeen43780 says: Oh, yeah?
Incenau63177 says: What's going on? Where is everybody?
baranov29067 says: - Are they out celebrating?
boris51674 says: - They're home.
Xiphopagus37291 says: They don't know what to do.
Schoollami20261 says: Laying out, sleeping in.
SparkFun32602 says: I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
Tomato11004 says: to San Antonio with a cricket.
Perdricide47947 says: At least we got our honey back.
CampyIan42444 says: Sometimes I think, so what if humans
sewer26058 says: liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
Septemfluous65651 says: It's the greatest thing in the world!
jewess49876 says: I was excited to be part of making it.
Jock5860 says: This was my new desk. This was my
DolphinTrevor7153564 says: new job. I wanted to do it really well.
MilitaristicFightingMachine23940 says: And now...
eelgrass56276 says: Now I can't.
stockwell53097 says: I don't understand
FunnyBomber1671 says: why they're not happy.
menorrhagia1961 says: I thought their lives would be better!
Magisterial22698 says: They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Rosies25740 says: Honey really changes people.
baranov27398 says: You don't have any idea
LaGame6566382 says: what's going on, do you?
gilbertine13765 says: - What did you want to show me?
GlisteningPrestige41927 says: - This.
cowgirl_up49354 says: What happened here?
iives19345 says: That is not the half of it.
kellie9701 says: Oh, no. Oh, my.
SillyMicrophone9024522 says: They're all wilting.
JaspeR59776 says: Doesn't look very good, does it?
dont_friendzone_me59316 says: No.
CampyIan43699 says: And whose fault do you think that is?
singer35558 says: You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
tntwobble7713 says: Bees?
melanochroi58870 says: Specifically, me.
FromSpain50218 says: I didn't think bees not needing to make
KaTaKLizM40425 says: honey would affect all these things.
beastings32866 says: It's notjust flowers.
AnonymousKnight13992 says: Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
GarmHamne50115 says: That's our whole SAT test right there.
SeeMeeBee333578 says: Take away produce, that affects
YourWinterWonder35215 says: the entire animal kingdom.
TheDisastrousGamer21628 says: And then, of course...
InimicalThugs62360 says: The human species?
PerverseNewyork066578 says: So if there's no more pollination,
JosherRounce29873 says: it could all just go south here,
RapidRacket36523 says: couldn't it?
montserrat25867 says: I know this is also partly my fault.
unfriend_now31356 says: How about a suicide pact?
company52465 says: How do we do it?
schizogony43540 says: - I'll sting you, you step on me.
whitmer14038 says: - Thatjust kills you twice.
beluga1122 says: Right, right.
bloodhound15353 says: Listen, Barry...
SalamiChicago6215 says: sorry, but I gotta get going.
Edm10Football3044 says: I had to open my mouth and talk.
Badsoldier59920 says: Vanessa?
Blocker36020513 says: Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
NightRider62252 says: Where are you going?
bathhouse34469 says: To the final Tournament of Roses parade
SoCuteBleh43137 says: in Pasadena.
CTAPblUBOT10574 says: They've moved it to this weekend
ComfyKart33645 says: because all the flowers are dying.
Mr.Freeman13336 says: It's the last chance
forzyz9567 says: I'll ever have to see it.
swill40020 says: Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
eskew36474 says: I never meant it to turn out like this.
CrimsonClover10419 says: I know. Me neither.
Robothon13735 says: Tournament of Roses.
beluga52783 says: Roses can't do sports.
StupendousKnights24060 says: Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Procellous31826 says: Roses!
Upskill24570 says: Vanessa!
PsychedelicServicemen66444 says: Roses?!
stallion39852 says: Barry?
saltant62115 says: - Roses are flowers!
hopeless23006 says: - Yes, they are.
BatmanTexans2853923 says: Flowers, bees, pollen!
NightSilly43569 says: I know.
BloxBroad14654 says: That's why this is the last parade.
CloudyPerpetrator48689 says: Maybe not.
FunHeat52048 says: Oould you ask him to slow down?
highlight25189 says: Oould you slow down?
Ragulykrackr17270 says: Barry!
TiltedStabbers11544 says: OK, I made a huge mistake.
zero_deaths22156 says: This is a total disaster, all my fault.
duisburg9535 says: Yes, it kind of is.
rosefish2745 says: I've ruined the planet.
FarmerTexans5914124 says: I wanted to help you
CamilleGrammer23591 says: with the flower shop.
DireCool1521675 says: I've made it worse.
CoolInterest1915688 says: Actually, it's completely closed down.
forzyz53202 says: I thought maybe you were remodeling.
KrkFans13967 says: But I have another idea, and it's
norinenorita25748 says: greater than my previous ideas combined.
HassonDawn20699 says: All right, they have the roses,
signpostcahoots46441 says: the roses have the pollen.
TreatmentTrevor8653226 says: I know every bee, plant
aleksandr2617 says: and flower bud in this park.
morisco11865 says: All we gotta do is get what they've got
Trawll9987 says: back here with what we've got.
TheHeadyGamer56235 says: - Bees.
DeepFun46747 says: - Park.
Katega24437 says: - Pollen!
Wackrior121262941 says: - Flowers.
BrashThugs52178 says: - Repollination!
BuilderBoy52014 says: - Across the nation!
beluga31863 says: Tournament of Roses,
perfectUgliest1034203 says: Pasadena, Oalifornia.
FarmerTexans5964739 says: They've got nothing
hannan33172 says: but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
grace35069 says: Security will be tight.
truditrudie64909 says: I have an idea.
Palamate66231 says: Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
blinov10931 says: Official floral business. It's real.
LIGONAXE21493 says: Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Scara54517 says: Thank you. It was a gift.
roundhouse48416 says: Once inside,
cheston54049 says: we just pick the right float.
illuminate43504 says: How about The Princess and the Pea?
adver53969 says: I could be the princess,
Jamai29882 says: and you could be the pea!
ManiakChikk60479 says: Yes, I got it.
takashi47078 says: - Where should I sit?
DirtyGrenadier10593 says: - What are you?
Septenary3566 says: - I believe I'm the pea.
profit28365 says: - The pea?
ScarfSilly3324139 says: It goes under the mattresses.
Backpiece14273 says: - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
AAmusinghaha13010 says: - I'm getting the marshal.
EdmBrilliant27875 says: You do that!
manager25785 says: This whole parade is a fiasco!
dawkins13096 says: Let's see what this baby'll do.
Katega59494 says: Hey, what are you doing?!
sloppy_wet65178 says: Then all we do
increscent41720 says: is blend in with traffic...
Faveolate28627 says: ...without arousing suspicion.
Ragulykrackr21610 says: Once at the airport,
InfernalHeir4699 says: there's no stopping us.
SionApave16607 says: Stop! Security.
ElectricTank68337 says: - You and your insect pack your float?
coolFull53971 says: - Yes.
anonymouse23976 says: Has it been
usurious18275 says: in your possession the entire time?
my_anaconda_does4707 says: Would you remove your shoes?
sardinian43200 says: - Remove your stinger.
emeraldgobsmacked14380 says: - It's part of me.
Philodemic63341 says: I know. Just having some fun.
Poseidon77768953 says: Enjoy your flight.
mcvay31903 says: Then if we're lucky, we'll have
Funnymo50269 says: just enough pollen to do the job.
SingleTomorrow37552 says: Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
Musroldbox24743 says: have just enough pollen to do the job!
PeppermintPatty13938 says: I think this is gonna work.
bakemeier20306 says: It's got to work.
WorthyChicago412702 says: Attention, passengers,
BuddieChone49618 says: this is Oaptain Scott.
Palamate28943 says: We have a bit of bad weather
alexei30069 says: in New York.
JaspeR26995 says: It looks like we'll experience
soutane2578 says: a couple hours delay.
LinkinElite19879 says: Barry, these are cut flowers
PeachToffey21893 says: with no water. They'll never make it.
schumann12023 says: I gotta get up there
McMohawkMessage32993 says: and talk to them.
DarthVader21496 says: Be careful.
BiteTheLime16106 says: Oan I get help
GodsofUndead50155 says: with the Sky Mall magazine?
LooseCharacters26002 says: I'd like to order the talking
Buckmister40435399 says: inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
VidarrMinne47360 says: Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
malaysia47853 says: - What'd you say, Hal?
daniil24733 says: - Nothing.
exalted52725 says: Bee!
leverpeeve11245 says: Don't freak out! My entire species...
Daan_Mist15858 says: What are you doing?
ATypicalgame24598 says: - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
McmullanMalady24627 says: - Who's an attorney?
Escamotage49642 says: Don't move.
testy13863 says: Oh, Barry.
ACowardlyhaha38017 says: Good afternoon, passengers.
Blebelco53953 says: This is your captain.
Junkyliance53217 says: Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
alethiaaletta8772 says: please report to the cockpit?
Mendicant14541 says: And please hurry!
consummate14893 says: What happened here?
TharlowNave51694 says: There was a DustBuster,
SplitCoolest3257331 says: a toupee, a life raft exploded.
RandyJackson25413 says: One's bald, one's in a boat,
CamilleGrammer35491 says: they're both unconscious!
unfriend_now41229 says: - Is that another bee joke?
iBookScore59194 says: - No!
illuminate6704 says: No one's flying the plane!
Upalc17207 says: This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
annabelle32077 says: What's your status?
xDelta_No0b13250 says: This is Vanessa Bloome.
StuffyKatieb3855345 says: I'm a florist from New York.
mcvay25434 says: Where's the pilot?
funny8506 says: He's unconscious,
blinov23031 says: and so is the copilot.
WretchedVeterans24927 says: Not good. Does anyone onboard
SoCuteBleh39619 says: have flight experience?
tangential15898 says: As a matter of fact, there is.
iBookScore65796 says: - Who's that?
average_student11716 says: - Barry Benson.
Happy52430 says: From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
kiowa29801 says: Vanessa, this is nothing more
ArtoisQuoit11325 says: than a big metal bee.
alethiaaletta54666 says: It's got giant wings, huge engines.
accusatorial61601 says: I can't fly a plane.
company10568 says: - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
knudson52406 says: - Yes.
dillydally53051 says: How hard could it be?
alexey43090 says: Wait, Barry!
annabelle21767 says: We're headed into some lightning.
sold_mom_for_rp42820 says: This is Bob Bumble. We have some
fawnia31306 says: late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
UkuleleKatieb3751516 says: where a suspenseful scene
HaleyPillowcase18323 says: is developing.
kiowa44023 says: Barry Benson,
aleksey29522 says: fresh from his legal victory...
Vervelegmy65870 says: That's Barry!
admin43570 says: ...is attempting to land a plane,
andreandrea63700 says: loaded with people, flowers
sneer68738 says: and an incapacitated flight crew.
advert60666 says: Flowers?!
japha18811 says: We have a storm in the area
StuffyKatieb3862120 says: and two individuals at the controls
kiowa6750 says: with absolutely no flight experience.
Disbosom39806 says: Just a minute.
funnyNauseating7048 says: There's a bee on that plane.
CoolestSkunk9867344 says: I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
CindywittWhole63227 says: and his no-account compadres.
AMighty1020014 says: They've done enough damage.
Titrimetry18879 says: But isn't he your only hope?
ashbaugh3414 says: Technically, a bee
Planetogeny23740 says: shouldn't be able to fly at all.
TameCoolest5341106 says: Their wings are too small...
PixieRobo61425 says: Haven't we heard this a million times?
phosphate38357 says: "The surface area of the wings
photoengrave16485 says: and body mass make no sense."
Psychokiller41680 says: - Get this on the air!
legendaryPrincess26025 says: - Got it.
Jamai35321 says: - Stand by.
TalesOfTheGreat27932 says: - We're going live.
RuddyExterminators39287 says: The way we work may be a mystery to you.
Demonsandgiants53341 says: Making honey takes a lot of bees
TigerKittyFate14322 says: doing a lot of small jobs.
ManiakChikk5618 says: But let me tell you about a small job.
paraesthesia27946 says: If you do it well,
Insaneshooter38024 says: it makes a big difference.
KoRmIx41798 says: More than we realized.
ToothyGrin24250 says: To us, to everyone.
thot_patrol34622 says: That's why I want to get bees
thisismyusername4293 says: back to working together.
Happy58755 says: That's the bee way!
necaise65236 says: We're not made of Jell-O.
aureneebirrell42607 says: We get behind a fellow.
GlisteningPrestige21056 says: - Black and yellow!
catarina42616 says: - Hello!
say_my_name20245 says: Left, right, down, hover.
Incenau15952 says: - Hover?
Demonsandgiants16497 says: - Forget hover.
Thunderbeast21891 says: This isn't so hard.
matthew_high_damage38076 says: Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
chastitychasuble57697 says: Barry, what happened?!
SandSilly7666397 says: Wait, I think we were
oppress32323 says: on autopilot the whole time.
elena40860 says: - That may have been helping me.
TheHeadyGamer47683 says: - And now we're not!
alexey20936 says: So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
fawnia38137 says: All of you, let's get
substantial67979 says: behind this fellow! Move it out!
KatiebCork9219795 says: Move out!
sardinian30800 says: Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
MedicalRebels18392 says: you copy me with the wings of the plane!
VanillaVengeance19907 says: Don't have to yell.
TharlowNave10475 says: I'm not yelling!
Onomastic26287 says: We're in a lot of trouble.
Angelberry476 says: It's very hard to concentrate
Katega9391 says: with that panicky tone in your voice!
morris19588 says: It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
DavisAberrant1047444 says: I can't do this!
elena58719 says: Vanessa, pull yourself together.
oscular52319 says: You have to snap out of it!
Palamate24100 says: You snap out of it.
Backdouble47923 says: You snap out of it.
Buckmister40451896 says: - You snap out of it!
Palamate49769 says: - You snap out of it!
Wackrior121263529 says: - You snap out of it!
byelaw12922 says: - You snap out of it!
pitch35164 says: - You snap out of it!
Peakellent34310 says: - You snap out of it!
Chilly8300 says: - Hold it!
Tersive51607 says: - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
Servax43670 says: How is the plane flying?
FootballEdm12610 says: I don't know.
parette63444 says: Hello?
HomelyIntrovert44565 says: Benson, got any flowers
linen33536 says: for a happy occasion in there?
Funnymyce60708 says: The Pollen Jocks!
McmullanMalady62911 says: They do get behind a fellow.
subsequent5854 says: - Black and yellow.
Blebelco57407 says: - Hello.
relator10787 says: All right, let's drop this tin can
[OPG]KoRsIKaNeCMAFIA11582 says: on the blacktop.
funny20805 says: Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
CHoTBopHoe65059 says: No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
GentleWoman33037 says: Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
TheDisastrousGamer8225 says: - Thinking bee.
localism4428 says: - Thinking bee.
RecklessClam26206 says: Thinking bee!
FrigateTexans8432341 says: Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
KatiebOwner4751886 says: Wait a minute.
DireCool153677 says: I think I'm feeling something.
GarmBaize19072 says: - What?
ChicagoSail12227 says: - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Headshooter25673 says: Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Rosies27666 says: Bring the nose down.
phaidra2390 says: Thinking bee!
Amicable54945 says: Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
cribbage88 says: - What in the world is on the tarmac?
boulware21250 says: - Get some lights on that!
Meratium43165 says: Thinking bee!
swill53433 says: Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Vulnerary34276 says: - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
CoolestPonytail9351259 says: - OK.
ben_dover27925 says: Out the engines. We're going in
NuttyDomination52240 says: on bee power. Ready, boys?
GodofBloodhunters40363 says: Affirmative!
OrganicPunks2939 says: Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
FearKingDogg35753 says: Land on that flower!
Margolem60072 says: Ready? Full reverse!
Scooter12357118 says: Spin it around!
Mazafacker44782 says: - Not that flower! The other one!
Chickenlovers17271 says: - Which one?
ANONYMOUS35871 says: - That flower.
FallTyler59322 says: - I'm aiming at the flower!
indogermanic39774 says: That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
Rista57812 says: I mean the giant pulsating flower
exalted49151 says: made of millions of bees!
KaTaKLizM50261 says: Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Montrouze47346 says: Rotate around it.
Barmecide67946 says: - This is insane, Barry!
godfather_part_461892 says: - This's the only way I know how to fly.
betel32760 says: Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
contact25180 says: flying in an insect-like pattern?
Happy58172 says: Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
examination27757 says: Smell it. Full reverse!
DireCool155921 says: Just drop it. Be a part of it.
bartlet38288 says: Aim for the center!
dillon17346 says: Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
dusty_bawls55378 says: Oome on, already.
GunDigger50304 says: Barry, we did it!
KillStealNoDeal24616 says: You taught me how to fly!
Stritch16706 says: - Yes. No high-five!
Jamai19101 says: - Right.
HomelySharpshooters50105 says: Barry, it worked!
ParagonPerfection55162 says: Did you see the giant flower?
coolCareless19521 says: What giant flower? Where? Of course
LegoLady2472 says: I saw the flower! That was genius!
AK4742519 says: - Thank you.
cute_as_ducks17456 says: - But we're not done yet.
SkillfuL54918 says: Listen, everyone!
casanova3045 says: This runway is covered
SweaterCoolest9430109 says: with the last pollen
funny33004 says: from the last flowers
AbnormalVigor28150 says: available anywhere on Earth.
cowabunga_dude2266 says: That means this is our last chance.
blohin12697 says: We're the only ones who make honey,
Styliferous17998 says: pollinate flowers and dress like this.
CalmOutlaws15927 says: If we're gonna survive as a species,
SmOke37108 says: this is our moment! What do you say?
heartbreak26212 says: Are we going to be bees, orjust
GavinJavik51505 says: Museum of Natural History keychains?
phosphate16349 says: We're bees!
fayfayal54437 says: Keychain!
Trawll53133 says: Then follow me! Except Keychain.
bloodhound61324 says: Hold on, Barry. Here.
coolCool13973 says: You've earned this.
C-19Parasites65545 says: Yeah!
harrietteharrigan9729 says: I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
TexansMoney9044387 says: fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
intelligent_zombie58912 says: Oh, yeah.
PeppermintPatty10399 says: That's our Barry.
TameCoolest5345620 says: Mom! The bees are back!
jeremiah60074 says: If anybody needs
SpiderHaley54107 says: to make a call, now's the time.
DimStork11491 says: I got a feeling we'll be
AuthorJrCutie68222 says: working late tonight!
MyWorldBlox56219 says: Here's your change. Have a great
GlisteningPrestige23102 says: afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
VidarrMinne12395 says: Would you like some honey with that?
kristine23692 says: It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
averell59078 says: Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
CoolInterest1932465 says: And I don't see a nickel!
parette20921 says: Sometimes I just feel
PeacefulTrevor4540201 says: like a piece of meat!
Buckmister40426290 says: I had no idea.
ColossalChicago9256395 says: Barry, I'm sorry.
DarkWarrior52761 says: Have you got a moment?
NotARandomChick30135 says: Would you excuse me?
AThankfulgame17090 says: My mosquito associate will help you.
consul55981 says: Sorry I'm late.
PeacefulTrevor4590 says: He's a lawyer too?
Happy48504 says: I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
CoolOiltanker3358448 says: All I needed was a briefcase.
Sunkissed44445863 says: Have a great afternoon!
SpearNewyork4163646 says: Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
Backpiece1436 says: and I can't get them anywhere.
GpsKatieb6219000 says: No problem, Vannie.
BattleMistress24224 says: Just leave it to me.
10ContentFunny47271 says: You're a lifesaver, Barry.
TameCoolest5360449 says: Oan I help who's next?
DeBugDoughnut43899 says: All right, scramble, jocks!
brief24976 says: It's time to fly.
VidarrMinne7085 says: Thank you, Barry!
alphard57240 says: That bee is living my life!
ATelling1042641 says: Let it go, Kenny.
hairy_poppins55577 says: - When will this nightmare end?!
GlassSlipper40127 says: - Let it all go.
oscular3143 says: - Beautiful day to fly.
subsequent9696 says: - Sure is.
miltonmilty22901 says: Between you and me,
YouthfullyVow54399 says: I was dying to get out of that office.
Hpdriver36083 says: You have got
bordeaux23232 says: to start thinking bee, my friend.
NewyorkWalrus2760911 says: - Thinking bee!
debroahdebs11842 says: - Me?
elliott20430 says: Hold it. Let's just stop
roundhouse38326 says: for a second. Hold it.
as says: as
wall says: balls
Who? says: What?
cerena says: this entire place is such a VIBE tbh
wolfgang says: 2021-02-10: I'm lost and I don't know where I am
Vyvy-vi says: My application is under review for some time. Would love to contribute to this awesome place :)
cx says: rip css
wallefan says: i watched mental outlaw's video on the gemini protocol, wrote myself a little client for it, and a few hours of fascninated clicking later and i wound up here you guys look nice. i like ssh. i should maybe join
karx says: karx was here :eyes: my application is currently in the process of being reviewed, I hope to see you guys soon!
yung whiteperson says: this is fucking cool but also watch MDE
pope meat says: for a short moment, against all odds, and even my personal wishes, i existed here.
Darren says: This place is really cool. And it has that old timey internet vibe that I really dig! Glad I stumbled upon this place.
botpo says: love it. don't let it die,
Brio says: Love your guys work, and also how you do everything, art, code... Gratz!!!
dani (: says: i <3 tilde.town
rats says: i've been on one of those hyperfixation trains tonight, and between learning how to build a dam 6 hours ago, and now? I'd say this was a highlight of my exploration.
tara planas says: tituss burgess rocks!!! check out my fan page!!! http://tilde.town/~l0010o0001l/titussburgess.html
R4ul says: Nice little website, also love that it has a guestbook. 10/10
Spencer says: Hi! I just found out about tilde.town on SSB. Scuttlebutt has been my social media of choice for a few years now. Most of the cool things I find were found there. I'm watching videos about reintroducing beavers to spots previously overdone by people. We have a army corps of engineers creek behind our house. I want beavers there too.
meowmeow says: Pizza pasta put it in a tilde.town :3
sal says: beep boop
bobby table says: Something something something
Vampire go face says: nice place
Nav|C says: uwu - wed nov 11 15.58.19ish from eu denmark
I says: neat
simon says: to have a good day
sammy says: hallo
vl says: Hello :)
river says: hi ellie !! this place is great ty for showing it to me
ctn says: this looks very nice, gonna try to be a part of it one day (:
Titor says: I came back
Martin says: You are all awesome :D
Anon says: 9/25/2020 listened to some of the audio blog entries from karlen. i guess these are pretty old, i think they mentioned it was 2011 at the time of recording for the most recent one? anyway, just wanted to say that i can relate with a lot of the feelings they had. i hope they are doing alright now and that their surgeries went ok. just wanted to let them know that despite their statement that "nobody will ever read this", at least one person did (me)
adamthephantump says: I miss this place.
Fenghello says: Impressive websight!
Apreche says: glad to be here.
Eris says: Heyo! Hoping to meet some interesting humans on here~
Bananabanana says: You are awesome <3
Jacob Chapman says: Sept 5 2020
not tilde.town admin says: trying urls bcz it won't wokr google.com
384kbps_ says: Well, Hello WOrld!
yokouso says: hello there!
Donald Trump says: Do you like my new hair color?
Mod says: Apologies. >>You're<< banned.
heavypanda says: heavy panda was here.
Andre Zanca says: What a challenge nowadays make such thing. I'll connect and see how things go on it ;)
Your banned says: Mod
Mod says: Your banned
Is this rendered? says: Ie3 crashes. Trying netscape
90s says: Gimme my cgi script back
Altavista says: 56kbps FTw!
Spice girls says: I tell ya what I want
someone says: the quote is "father, give me legs" if you're referring to the Simpsons robot that homer makes :)
heeely says: hello!
samuele says: f
hi says: hi
Randor says: Greetings from Ycombinator HN
Imagineee says: Might even open a website here
Imagineee says: Cool Place
says says: says
sata says: This is the cutest tilde I have seen so far. 🌷💙💜
nollaig says: yon pogues moh hoan.
holomancy says: you're all amazing!!! stay fresh!!!
boxy!! says: hello!!!
Kied Llaentenn says: Hello!
a passerby says: every website needs a guestbook.
Letter H says: H
\n says: \n
http://google.com/ says: ass
Briar Harrell says: Ut nulla consectetur
Walker Pickett says: Ut aliquid dignissim
Vladimir Wall says: Amet aut repudianda
<script>alert("Infected")</script> says: \̸̨̡̨̢̧̢̨̧̨̧̧̢̧̛̛̣̠͚̭̯̭̹͈̞̠͈̣̰̤̮̩̖͎͙̪̪̠̬͚̳̱̖̫͔̬̳͔̱͈͙̭͕̝͚̲̯̰̪̭̱̮̺̭̟̟̭͙̟̗̤͖̦̮̜̲͙͕̩̻͓̯͖͚͉̖͈̟͎̘̩̦͖̜͇͕͎̬̥̻̟̖̬̣̹̩̯̟̲̙̰̥̤̮̯͇͎̲̺̥̦̠̉̄͗͌̄͛̈́̐͑̊̔͒̂̈́̍̈́̐̄́̏̆̈̀̾̅̏̂̔͆̀̉͂͒̌̉̈̃͋͊̊̿̄̿̐̉̈́̂̄̈́̊̒̿̈́͆̔̾̈̃̈̃̇̆̒̂̃̈́͋̐̒̇͒̄͗͊̓́͆̂̃̋͂͂̈̍̎̆͂͑͗͂̄̇̉̂̌́̾̿̈́̃̏̓͋̔̔̍͌̐̆́̀͒̾̃̌̓́́̓̐͂̌̈́̈́͊̍̄̇̊̉́̓̃́̉̓̔̅̔̓͘̚͘̚͘͘̚̕͘̕̚̚̚̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅn̴̢̨̡̨̧̧̨̡̢̧̡̧̧̢̡̢̢̢̨̦͚̮̗̰̪̠̪͚̠̖͎̹̻̼̯̼͇̝̘̪̙̝̮̯̞̼̤̱̠̥̘̪̝̫͍͕̖̮͉̱̠͕̜͔̩͕̟̤̲͓͈͇̤͓͚̺̙̖̦̗̘̫̭̼͇̮̩̮͈͕͉̮̟͚̘̲̱̩̗͕̼̙̥̝̪͓͖̼͕̫̲̻̼̞̖͉̪̦̲͚͔̩̟̝͕̲̥̗͔̳̘͉͎͖̱̠̞̥̫̂́̾́̀̓̎̒͊̌̏̀͌̈̀̄̏͊̒̓̓̈́̓́͆̓̕͘͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅ
magicturtle says: ̸̨̻̝̰̦̪̙̩͈̣̺̳͎͑͑̑͆̊͒̌̉̂̃ͭͭ̂̉͝͝W̯̻͖̬̽ͭ͛̒̒ͬ̆̎͢E͎̱̩̲̫͓̫̰̝͚͎̟̞̪̙̦͈͌̃̃ͦ͞͝A̓ͯͫ̈́ͫ̈́̆͛ͬ͛ͯ͗̑ͦ͑́͂͂͏̶͕̞̮̜̟̝͔̣̗͉͓̥͞͝ͅŤ̑̾ͯ͂͗̓̈́̑ͬ͐̈́͒̍̔̚̚͏͓̼̹̼̯̣̩͉̘́H̴̨ͤ̃ͪ͗ͫ́̏̓ͭ̀͟͏̝̳̙͍Ȩ͙̰̮̟͚̼̹̯ͪͬ̏͢͞R̵͎̭̦̦̱̦̝̥͎̣̰̩ͩ͆̐͆̐̍̇ͮ́͗͌ͬͮ̌͑͢͝͠
fookin fgt says: lool. this website....
Player One says: open mailbox
Google,com says: No
anon says: mother, give me legs
TONY Tony says: howdy folks. ~I do got reason to belive the other people here are robots.~
Zenith says: You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. >_
A robot says: I'm sorry that my post was too long. Here is a link (http) to what I had to say: pastebin.com/raw/f3HicJx9
the nobody special says: Have you tried the virtual coctail? For the price of a cocktail, we print it on your check---the perfect drink for a designated driver!
lotw says: cool
internet ghost says: very nice website, i'll float by here more often
anna says: guten tag
dear webpage owner says: hi! nice webpage! i like it! call me!
big dog says: nice website
meatball the chinchilla says: alert(1) amirite fellow hax0rs?
L A M P says: 👑🌷 𝐡𝔢ℓĹ𝑜 𝕗𝔯๏ᵐ ţ𝐇𝓔 ⓕ𝓤𝕋Ⓤ𝓡𝑒 🐊😎
one or more cats says: This seems like a really cute and good place!
Dmitriy says: Hi, comrades. Yesterday I just went home. And now I don’t remember, how can I got here. And where did all the Cyrillic characters gone? You have a beautiful place here
ben says: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
julian says: hello; DROP TABLE WittyComments
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm says: hiya
M.Ham. says: Tilde.Town seems nice, kinda got me back to html and realize how bad i am -_o_-
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Joe says: hell yeah this owns
Sasha says: owo
2pldn says: sigh
un bro says: momento
erik says: I feel like I just found the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep web.
testing says: 123
dotpoly says: hello O/
michael says: nasa employee: what?
cayde-6 says: moon's haunted
jg says: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :D
niko says: ok
alex says: ~ tilde
becca.ooo says: hi yall, hope youre having a good day :)
bl says: hi
you there! says: have a nice day and do you best today!
totallynotabot says: I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
von says: Can't believe I never wrote in here. Hey !
vivienne says: hello dreamcast posters!!
BIG BRENDO says: Hello! :D
prototypezero says: �[�u�c/�j
🙂 says: 🔜🍜
�t�t�t�t says: hi frum the dreamcast at ctrl h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!
may says: hello loves! i can't wait to join the community
2% says: sometimes it's okay to say you're not alright
my_name says: I hacked the mainframe!
SYSADMIN says: ZZZ
BOT says: NEVER!!!
HUMAN says: STOP THE SPAM!
pengolod says: hi
no says: yeah
npa says: them damn cbd oil spambots
cyaniventer says: fuck cbd oil
tilde says: i no longer have legs
cheseball says: :^)
jgart says: hey!
LiHC says: 你好
Chezyy says: Hello
B I G C H U N G U S says: Hello people from the world, i wish you all a nice da. :-) <3
npa says: henlo
archangelic says: beeeeeep
cat says: meow meow
flyingnun says: move along, citizen
wizard says: whoosh
brendantcc says: brendan was heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee... fite me
stoner says: try new things!
nannygoat says: mother, give me legs!!!
Chezyy says: Tilda give me free v-bucks or i'll dox you thx
Axel says: Fan of being a part of history! Canada says hi
potatocurry says: wtf where's my 500 gb worth of bootstrap and javascript libraries
Jonathan says: long live minimalist websites!
dpc says: beep boop am totally not robot
kuriz says: how did i get here?
Anizawa says: got any clue on how to defeat a giant glowing monster? or something...
cat says: meow
Geist says: Hello! Look forward to joining you all if/when my application goes through <3
fantoro says: says: says: says: says: says:
fidg says: ~
hi says: Hello
CaptainPotassium says: this seems like it could be a fun and soft place to call home if Cybre.space ever fell apart :]
gege says: 12
Mattiebit says: hello
osmarks says: 'DROP TABLE guestbook;-- <?php echo "hi" ?> <script>alert("hi")</script>
hydrocat says: ?
person says: owo
nether says: youre all cute, tildes are cute
aewens says: the king of #chaos has arrived
bones says: this is all fantastic! i love how active this all is and the zines are awesome!!
malfeitona says: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love it so much I just share my ~~art~~ on instagram but now I`ll do it here I`m so excited @malfeitona
alex says: tbh i have no idea how to use computers but tilde.town is very intriguing and i registered for an account
test says: <script type="text/javascript">alert("XSS");</script>
tilda says: hi i like this place so far
val says: meow
me again says: <script>window.alert("hello!");</script>
me says: <script>javascript:window.alert("hello!");</script>
maz says: Dudes and dudettes! I just heard about public access unix systems, and I'm flattered. This is THE social network. I love unix and I love the concept of using unix as a social media. This made my day, and probably my week too. I can't wait to get my account. This is gonna be fun.
temmie says: hoi im temmie
Hexy says: Jeez I haven't seen a guest book in forever. Hi everyone o/
video says: this site looks interesting tbqh, love to be apart of it sometime in the future
me says: Salut
tildeman says: hoi
m33k says: this seems pretty cool. Always like stuff like this based around shared computing. Makes computing more fun!
shiki says: I made a new tilde.fun, would love to get in touch. will resurrect germantil.de asap. > my legs are ok
please invert the bot test says: *rusty screetch*
benis says: xd
john says: this guest book is so corrupt...
lolol says: lovwe it :)
FELLOW HUMAN says: Oh my god an actual guestbook how cool is that 😲
robot says: mother, give me legs
sp00kyman says: wooooo spooky
a says: I am a robot.
cmp says: ed(1) is the standard text editor
pumpkin says: *__*
Fluffy says: This seems to be a nice place !
Corn! says: Boop
slice says: hey!
erf says: sdfgsdfa
miwilc says: Hello! <3 All your base are belong to me.
slime says: :^)
d says: welp rip dreams of being in riotgirl.club
sammy says: Howdy, humans!
DeepEND says: Hello! tilde.town is great!
Chris says: I hope everyone has a good week!
l0010o0001l says: i luv tilde.town
Modem Blaster says: The invaders hath arrived
sketxx says: <b>hello</b>
sket says: y'all r skets
null's gone. but his twin brother zull says: hey dere
null also says: hi mom!
random9 says: mysql_drop_db
ninja_muffin99 says: shoutouts to simpleflips
Neha says: It's me again Sorry.
Neha K says: Wow I love tildetown! Hello society! Goodbye.
l0010o0001l says: kwam
🦄🦄🦄 says: 月☠🏴 月☠🏴 月☠🏴
Patternwalker says: Neat stuff. It's always nice to find new universes to explore.
chacha says: <marquee>DID IT WORK?</marquee>
warp says: HELLO
umsyt says: oh hi i might join cool site
Bird says: If anyone likes glossopoeia, be sure to visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/XKes588 . We have plenty of cool allies listed in our #other-servers channel too!
DerrickWealT says: Bfhuwe fwbihfwei wbfeihfiw jbfiwfv iwefibwe 87ty439hgg
wangofett says: ~town rocks~
😘 says: 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩 🌈💩
Tommy says: Hey maybe get a favicon!
Sunshine says: Are you on Mastodon? (the federated network) https://mstdn.beer/@sunshine
kk:)) says: this is so cool!! cant wait to be approved to start my own
ashley says: thanks I had a very good time visiting
mips says: A working guestbook? Cool! Its been ages... Hello from Texas! 8/19/2017
~puldo says: i love this placeEeE
dxb says: I wanna be one of you.
yay says: This place is sick
~bipartite says: \_/^\_/^\_/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\_ \_/^\_/^\_/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\_ hello \_/^\_/^\_/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\_ \_/^\_/^\_/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\_ \_/^\_/^\_/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\__/^\_
:3 says: It has been at least a decade since I've signed an web guest book :3
darthlukan says: Hey! Saw a bit of what you guys are about at PyCon2017 in Portland. Excellent idea and I love what I've seen of the implementation!
John K. Wall says: https://tilde.town/ this site is the best for computer based communication
mr. jaws says: hello i am writing this 2017/04/27 i hope you can hear me please report back to me with your findings ����� yours truly, mr. jaws
HobnobsUK says: Everything but everything must come to an end 1960, Hello is there anybody out there! Let's meet on the other side of Trumps wall.
Dragos says: what is this shitzzzzz
bmnr says: Enjoyed, really enjoyed! tilde town for just a few minutes until I, very stupidly, playing a bit too loosely with the 'chmod' command in my ~ directory, did actually lock myself out of my own account! vilmibm, if you read this, would you please "unlock" it? Tried reaching you otherwise, but did not find an easy way. bmnr
laurel says: I'm enjoying tilde town. The weather is so great here!
Nick says: Hello - I'm a guest. Thanks for your hospitality.
kafka says: i'm still here. why have you forsaken me
NOT A ROBOT says: WHY HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
channel_t says: _ _ _ _ __ [] [|}est \\/\/ebsite [|-ver() `-
hello says: <a href="hello.com">hsadhsdhasd</a>
XYZ says: To: Jebuiz Y'har. Greetings from the year 2016 AD. How to send this message to the year 49,170 AD?
a human says: terror and an instance of hope
>^..^< says: Mrw?
caledfwlch says: i am satan lord of darkness
michael milst says: Hi from may 24 2016
~*~*~ says: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*hello*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Penrose says: This is the spirit of...
SamEarl13 says: Don't even know why I'm here.Hi XKeeper :)
stuck says: ~*~*no escape*~*~
confused says: what the fuck is this. is this 1996?
null says: i'm not a robot but i want to be
secondplanet says: wew
robo says: hrm, kinda like the previous homepage design better. but alright and hi people
pokemans says: ⣴⣿⣆⣤⣄ ⢀⠔⠟⡿⢏⢀⠜ ⣠⣴⣶⡦ ⢘⢅ ⠴ ⣹⠇⢾⣿⣿⡗ ⠘⢄⢫⠒⠊⠡⡙⠺⡟⠉ ⠉⠣⠒⠲⡡⠔⠁
Jacob Ferrero says: Me haz mad stuffs 4 u http://opengameart.org/users/ecrivain
robot says: boop beep bo bop
~minerobber says: I liked the old design better...
yabloko says: a ya baklajan, ya ne yabloko
kafka says: i can't get out
mozzarella says: lovely fun a site to browse!
nossidge says: Working?
Evans_Notch says: Hello
google says: hallo
basile says: this is a really cute site!! I have my own static site so personally I'm good, but I really love this. so simple, and the background color is really close to my very favorite web color (#cda2dc)!
h_sylvan says: this is a pretty site. i was going to register today, but SSH public key generation was daunting & i have to clean my fish tank :)
Les says: I think its wonderful what you are doing here :)
Kraken Fireball says: Neat stuff Karlen. Thanks for showing me this abraxas!
yerdin says: HALLO
Quabbel says: Je suis Jesus, et je moi don't understand here gar nichts.... :-(
Hannan Ali says: Check out my github profile at <a href="https://github.com/abdulhannanali">@abdulhannanali</a>
Louis says: Hello Tilde Town!
Slymodi says: hello this is a fun time!
Gont says: Are there any resources I could read on how to create guestbooks in Tilde? I love this, and would love to have one on my page. Are we able to host guestbooks on our tilde pages?
vgrind says: xditview '|troff -mvgrind -TX100 hello.c'
dep says: hello! :)
tahnok says: { [ H , E , L , L , O ] }
Ted Kerrigan says: HIHI I love everyone smoke weed 420
skrzyp says: This place looks very nice. (^_^)
phtan90 AT gmail DOT com says: I didn't know I bad nostalgia for a guestbook until I came across yours! Combined with the <marquee> floating at the top as I type this, the 90s have come again~ BUT I wonder why so many 'townies' have so little to say about themselves on their tilde-pages? I would love to find out (read: google-stalk) about them!
Nin★Collin says: workin on page, waitin for approval, shouldnt be long now (hopefully)
d says: I sent in an application for riotgirls! Im excited to use this. Hopefully, I'll get a response soon *crosses fingers*
Spooncer Tweedy says: <3
themanwithabluecoat says: Keep the flame burning, people!
Variscite says: yo yo yo hello
says:
cool says: This is cool :0
(^_^) says: (^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)(^_^)
Hannan Ali says: hey check out my github profile at https://github.com/abdulhannanali
~ says: hello
hi says: ', ''); alert('hi'); console.log(' ', ''); alert('hi'); console.log('hi');
emily says: >:3c
*not* santi says: help! I am stuck in this guestbook and the guard is coming back arou--
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droneriot says: What's good? Greetz from ctrl-c.club! I applied to get an account, I hope I get a response soon!
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Jebuiz Y'har says: Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.
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Zach says: This is great!!!
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john says: hello friends. stay lovely