Hello. The image to the left is a real picture of me, perhaps my best-looking picture if I do say so myself.
Even though I'm a sloth, people call me AstroBadger. It has a nice ring to it and sounds slightly better than "Slothstronaut."
It's true, I'm an astronaut. I've flown 3 missions beyond our atmosphere. Unfortunately that's the psuedo-limit for sloths in space.
Now, in my free time I picked up a little web design and made this here web site.