I am taking requests for dumb web pages. To make a request, email
chris at paradux dash comics dot com.
To have his name in flame, a hot girl, a cute puppy, a bible quote, and incorrect contact information.
To have a watery background, a hot girl, a gif of an angel, and the sound of the ocean.
To have a white sand background, one image of 3 puppies, a gross misspelling of Kryztoforski, an image of a D&D monster we faced, and on mouseover of that monster, swap it for a hot girl and play a beat-less song.