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hi im desvox

I'm here to not make sense and to waste my time and occasionally say or do something interesting. Relevant/interesting links are splattered across the top of the page.

I like to consider myself a sort of "fallen dork", I used to dig pretty deep into writing software and playing around with web pages, linux admin, emacs development, running game servers, gaming in general, blah blah blah#!@#$ but I've just sort of lost the passion at some point. I still like to poke at these things when I have nothing better to do and I do at least try not to let all that experience completely atrophy.

town resume:

here have some BULLSHIT




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