there is only one 144 rules for cards

Don’t bend them

Don’t lose them

Don’t draw on them

Don’t eat them

Do not put them in the fire

Do not get them wet

Do not dig a hole in the ground and then put the cards in the hole and cover them up and water them and then grow a tree and then the tree has apples and when you bite into the apple hundreds of cards come out and fall all over the ground

Do not play cards with a frankenstein

Do not be an astronaut and then take the cards into outer space and play cards with aliens

Do not use cards instead of bread when making a sandwich (not because it will taste bad, but because this breaks rule number 4)

Do not put cards into any of your human orifices

Do not play cards on the roof

Do not run with cards

CARDS ARE NOT BATTERIES

Do not ever tell a 5 year old there is only 1 rule for cards