This does not work on mobile devices and I am really not eager to do anything about this.

if you don't make them smile
they wont :<

Sources

• Smiling eyes, smiling face by qubodup, public domain
• No smile icon by qubodup, public domain
• Stuff you can do with the “Checkbox Hack” by Chris Coyier

Tools used

• nano
• gimp
• Firefox

Gauntlet O, Manatee, swinton of tilde.town and $>ˆc, 2017-09-30