women are worthless
women are worthless. banter!
So you want to banter someone off? No worries mate, bantering off your friends, family, the work lot or even pets is an important part of being a top drawer legendary #lad, and we'll tell you how.
In order to banter someone off you just need to think of something offensive you saw on TV or facebook and just shout it at the target. Don't worry if it's not the right time or place, that's just part of the banter! You can banter someone off at the pub, staff meeting, wake or even just strangers on the street. Once you have bantered someone you can tell if they have bantered off in one of two ways. If they laugh and join in you have failed to banter them off, if they don't say anything in reply or get annoyed you know you have bantered someone off big time.
It ain't sexist, racist or homophobic, it's just banter so don't worry about upsetting people, everyone knows it ain't rude if it's just banter, there are no consequences and you mate are a legend.
All the fucking time! No situation is off limits as long as your banter is bantz enough!!
recent research [1] reveals that there is no incorrect time for banter but that the best places are crowded public areas and especially public transport. remember, everyone always enjoys your banter. the more lads the more hilarious everyone will find it.