From karlen@tilde.town Thu Aug 18 05:58:39 2016 Date: Thu, 18 Aug 2016 05:58:39 +0000 (UTC) From: karlen To: insom@tilde.town, jumblesale@tilde.town, marcus@tilde.town, sanqui@tilde.town Subject: AFFIRMATIONS AND GLORY BE TO THOSE WHO HAVE TAKEN THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS THE BLEEDING EDGE OF SPIRITUAL INITIATIVE Dearest Team Members, On this day, we at the centre of excellece in outreach evangelism feel empowered to empower you with inspirational and best of breed advice that you can use moving forward to provide a MASSIVE uptick in deliverables in your market sector by performance sector end of play! Ruminations and acclamations on S/HE WHO HAVE FULLY ACTUALISED can only lead to quarter on quater INCREASED ROI and DECREASED COA AND COC. Today and/or every day we at the COEIOE will provide top down thought leadership to reengineer your neural anatomy in order that you may become a bleeding edge of value to the CORP. Please consider the following strategem: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The MASTER asks the STUDENT "What do you wish for by the next perfomance sector end of play?" The student replies "I desire you to give me full saturation and immersion of my brand in the preassigned peer2peer social platform" The MASTER asks the student to pass him a neural lace and the MASTER begins to tie it in smaller and smaller knots and passes it back to him. The student asks the MASTER "How is this meant to allow me to penetrate my preassigned peer2peer social platform?" The MASTER SMILES: "How are you going to make an empowerment statement at your next decaquartely review by talking and not producing deliverables?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Powerful stuff indeed! Glory be to tender loving grace of those above us in terms of corporate hierachy and those ultimately above those in terms of S/HE WHO HAVE FULLY ACTUALISED Signing off, Your loving COEIOE