From karlen@tilde.town Thu Apr 13 15:27:50 2017
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2017 15:27:50 +0000 (UTC)
From: karlen <karlen@tilde.town>
To: krowbar@tilde.town, insom@tilde.town, jumblesale@tilde.town, marcus@tilde.town, sanqui@tilde.town, polaris@tilde.town, frs@tilde.town
Subject: TUBE CAPACITY AT INTOLERABLE LEVELS

Dearest Members of our Esteamed Community,

It appears that, despite the decadaily notifications and the RECORD 
breaking ethical sourcation of neural harvests from preordained 
spontaneously open sourced business (as stipulated with full consent in 
the asseveration digitally signed with brand validated flesh keys) 
partners with lower than vowed ouputs, that

the tube has waxed.

It is important to note that this has been noted and elevated to the 
EXALTED class of the CONLEGIUM and that {conceivable,probably} retaliatory 
approaches have and or will be taken, with no underlined requirement to 
notify you and or your downstream patrons of any cessation of biological 
continuation prior to incurment of measures to widen the tube.

Thanks for your continued full and unwavering desire to maintain peak 
deliverables!

In you we trust,
COEIOE