From karlen@tilde.town Thu Apr 20 15:21:14 2017 Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2017 15:21:14 +0000 (UTC) From: karlen To: krowbar@tilde.town, insom@tilde.town, marcus@tilde.town, sanqui@tilde.town, polaris@tilde.town, frs@tilde.town Subject: NOTICE ON NODE NUMBER RETURN Dearest Team Members, We here at the CONLEGIUM trust that you are currently engag{ed,ing} in PEAK deliverables during this Q.A. neural harvest. Having fulfilled this necessary base touching with you, one of our many esteemed downstream partners, limited, with full rights of exclusively, to those with an Uber OMEGA ranking and above - to those downstream of OMEGA in the process pipeline we respectfully, with full legal powers of intrajudicial corporal (and in particular corporeal), demand you deactivate neural shunting and await post-processing by the KANBAN before you can be successfully rebooted into the correct paradigm for your access level - that it has passed the allotted quad quartile end of play personal ROI announcement for your continued existence within the CONLEGIUM. As a result you may have noted the loss of brand ambassadors within your preferred peer2peer network as they have, as is stated in the ToC for continued existence, become willing fully open sourced brand ambassadors for the pipe allowing the necessary ratio of signal:noise to be maintained for high granularity packet passage through the pipe. It is your burden to ensure that the total number of nodes within your preferred peer2peer network returns to its previous ratio by the next decaquartile brand ambassador stay at home getaway! Thank you for your continued brand deliverance in this time of peak deliverables, COEIEO