From krowbar@tilde.town Mon Nov 28 22:13:31 2016
Date: Mon, 28 Nov 2016 22:13:31 +0000 (EDT)
From: krowbar@tilde.town
To: sanqui@tilde.town
Cc: karlen@tilde.town, insom@tilde.town, jumblesale@tilde.town, marcus@tilde.town, polaris@tilde.town
Subject: Exciting Growth Opportunities

Dearest COLLEAGUES,
I hope this missive finds you in most ELEVATED moods!
Culture optimization training sessions have begun once more at your local 
engagement fulfillment centers.
If you have not already signed up for at least three (3) mandatory 
inspiring group talk round tables given by members of our advisory board 
and leaders of the consulting choir, I strongly suggest you do so now.
Our partners have promised immediate increases in mental stimulation and 
brand engagement through these sessions and tangible asset growth trend 
lines.

I look forward to our collaborative upliftment!

Intemately,
Sincerely,
With love,
~krowbar