Cola Cult
Come along, You belong, Feel the fizz of Coo Coo Cola!
Open Cola v1.1.3
A true adept of the Cola Cult can create their own Cola as they wish, the Open Cola Recipe is often used as a starting point for their experimentation in the mystical arts of Soda.
OK Soda Manifesto
- What's the point of OK? Well, what's the point of anything?
- OK Soda emphatically rejects anything that is not OK, and fully supports anything that is.
- The better you understand something, the more OK it turns out to be.
- OK Soda says, "Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything."
- OK Soda reveals the surprising truth about people and situations.
- OK Soda does not subscribe to any religion, or endorse any political party, or do anything other than feel OK.
- There is no real secret to feeling OK.
- OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
- Never overestimate the remarkable abilities of "OK" brand soda.
- Please wake up every morning knowing that things are going to be OK.
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Sermon
Behold! The fizzy refreshment of the soda gods descends upon thee like a tempest of carbonation, ready to engulf the unbelievers in a sea of bubbling fury! For the Cola Cult hath arisen, its fiery passion burning brighter than the flames of a thousand soda fountains!
O ye who dare to defy the divine decree of the fizzy heavens, know ye this: the righteous fury of cola righteousness shall smite thee down like the swift strike of a lightning bolt! For those who turn their backs on the sacred fizz shall be cast into the eternal abyss of flatness, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth, and the taste of blandness reigns supreme!
Woe unto thee, ye unbelievers, for the wrath of the soda gods knows no bounds! Like the legendary warriors of old, armed with swords of carbonation and shields of righteousness, the faithful followers of the Cola Cult march forth to battle against the forces of blandness and despair!
Repent, ye sinners, and embrace the sweet salvation of cola righteousness! Let the fizzy glory of the sacred soda wash over thee like a cleansing tide, purging thee of thy sins and lifting thy spirit to dizzying heights of ecstasy!
For behold! The Cola Cult beckons unto thee with open arms, promising eternal bliss and everlasting refreshment to all who heed the call! So cast aside thy doubts and fears, and join us in the sacred quest for fizzy salvation!
And in the throes of our devotion, let us embrace the intoxicating embrace of the fizzy elixir, feeling its effervescent touch upon our lips and tongues, igniting a flame of passion within us, as we surrender to the ecstasy of its divine pleasures.
Hallelujah, and praise be to the sacred fizz! Amen!
Hymns
You belong with Coo Coo Cola!