Cast of Characters

LOVERGIRL

Pronouns: it/its.
Angel Type: Solar.
The demiurgic daughter itself. Subject "lovergirl" can easily be spotted in crowd thanks to its large yellow devil horns that curve inward at a ~90° angle, and its bright + alt style of dress. It also has a tendency to cry out large amounts of blood. This one is not really sure how that works, but thinks it is adorable so it doesn't mind.
One must never refer to the "LOVERGIRL" project with any pronouns besides it/its, regardless of what else it says, as it is extremely important to always remind it that it is a mere object, not worthy of respect.
"Lovergirl" can commonly be found making absolutely atrocious, vile testaments to humanity's folly, despite not even being human itself. Pathetic.
If found scrawling what can be generously called "graffiti" on public architecture, all divine personnel are authorized to shoot to kill on sight.

Jane Doe.

Pronouns: it/its, fae/faer.
Angel Type: Lunar.
Note of conflict of interest: This biography is about the watsonian webmistress of this page. This one will attempt to remain as unbiased as possible in its descriptions.
Subject "Jane Doe" is perhaps the most beautiful, perfect, wonderful, and talented angel on Earth, especically in contrast to its sister, subject "LOVERGIRL". Its divinity is understood by all who gaze upon it, as they immediately grasp how lovely the siren's song is.
Follow it. You should follow it. Nothing bad will happen to you. It promises.
Contrasting its sister, Lovergirl, Jane Doe likes to dress in calmer, more subued, dolllike ways.
One of faer primary hobbies is murdering faer sister lovergirl, due to its uncanny ability to still exist afterwards. Its guts look so very beautiful on the floor.
On approximately █████ ██, 2027, Jane Doe is set to bring about Revelation. Do not be afraid. It will be so beautiful.

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