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Take 14 (after take five gonna embed
a dave brubeck song) EDIT: removed since linking on forums.
people might come after me winning about copyright

Currently requires Java 6 and imagination (to make the black screen look like an actual game) J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A J A V A