deldesir is the freelance sperm donor
lunacb is the class secretary
sr229 is the chicken sexer
asdra is the groom of the king's close stool
jackomix is the steam-powered rickshaw pilot
jonathon is the snake milker
buggie is the head of potatoes
ms_sinclaire is the piccoloist
deejoe is the flamethrowing polka dancer
spinfz is the professional cow tipper