mayx is the pyrlit bookworm
browniethief is the bear biologist
phil8086 is the freelance sperm donor
sc0rchedf3rn is the slubberdoffer
friso is the heirloom tomato pomologist
jesparza is the cowpuncher
rmgr is the chocolate beer specialist
tj is the paperfolder
jez is the class secretary
mr_black is the robber baron