cndorphbot

owner: ~endorphant | source

A personal bot friend.

Features

• Automatic tilde mining; when activated, asks for a !tilde at intervals of at least 60 minutes, and defeats the tildebot arithmetic captcha by performing some text processing.
• Channel haunting; summons the ghost of a user by loading lines from the #tildetown IRC log, then repeating them chronologically at a randomish interval. When it runs out of lines, the ghost dissipates.
• Internet time; reports the current beat to the nearest thousandth.

Commands

• !beat gives the current beal meridian time
• !tildeboard gives the top five !tilde scores, according to the tildebot records
• !leaderboard does the same, without triggering the tildebot
• !exhume {username} {yyyy-mm-dd} loads lines from username on given date (logs start 2014-12-29)
• !silphscope reveals current ghost
• !banish instantly ends haunting

Responds to the following when directly addressed ("cndorphbot: {message}")

• <3
• tildeboard
• botsnack
• time/mark/sync (old debugging commands, left in for flavor)
• report (calls !tildescore)
• beg (asks for a !tilde)

last compiled: 2026-06-21 21:46:19.289922