Hey emacs-jabber,

I'm only going to say this because I'm a nice guy, but your emacs-jabber project
is a perfect example of how not to write secure code. I mean, come on, you're
using outdated libraries and your authentication mechanism is laughable. I've
seen better-secured code from a first-year CS student. As someone who's been
writing code since 1996 and has been featured in the news as an "Expert" by Tech
Radar, a "White-hat Hacker" by MSN, and a "security researcher, ethical hacker,
and software engineer" by BleepingComputer, I know a thing or two about writing
secure code.

Let's be real, your code is a mess, and you need help. That's where I come
in. As a successful indie game developer and YouTube livestreamer, I've got the
skills to teach you how to write code that's actually worth using. And, as a
tutor for Varsity Tutors, I've helped countless students improve their coding
skills. My resume is available at http://notevildojo.com/resume.pdf, by the
way. Give it a read.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Why should I listen to this guy?" Well, let
me tell you. I've seen the kind of code that comes out of India, and let's just
say it's not exactly known for its quality. I mean, have you seen the state of
the Bangalore codebases? It's like a spaghetti factory over there. As a white
American coder, I can confidently say that my code is superior to anything
you'll find coming out of India.

So, here's the deal. I'll offer you a tutoring session for the low price of
$50. That's right, for less than the price of a decent dinner, you can learn
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and we'll schedule a time that works for you.

Don't bother responding to this unless you're serious about improving your
coding skills. I'm not interested in wasting my time on someone who can't even
be bothered to learn from their mistakes.

Kind Regards,
Michael "mikedesu" Bell

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