I'm maybe a teapot ?

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There was a man of double deed,
  Who sowed his garden full of seed;

    When the seed began to grow,
      'Twas like a garden full of snow;

          When the snow began to melt,
            'Twas like a ship without a belt;

              When the ship began to sail,
                'Twas like a bird without a tail;

              When the bird began to fly,
            'Twas like an eagle in the sky;

          When the sky began to roar,
        'Twas like a lion at my door;

      When my door began to crack,
    'Twas like a stick across my back;

  When my back began to smart,
'Twas like a penknife in my heart;

  And when my heart began to bleed,
    'Twas death, and death, and death indeed.

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