*ROAR* *chomp* *snurfle* *chomp*!
Much to the delight of the Wumpus, you walked right into his mouth,
making you one of the easiest dinners he's ever had! For you, however,
it's a rather unpleasant death. The only good thing is that it's been
so long since the evil Wumpus cleaned his teeth that you immediately
passed out from the stench!