The Goddess Herself, Eris
Featured in her very first action-adventure novel, THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA. Discover romance, mystery, and the conspiracy that everyone but you is in on!
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Notable Quotes
Reality is the original Rorschach.
The Initiate must be totally naked, to demonstrate that he is truly a human being and not something else in disguise like a cabbage or something.
And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.
A person belonging to one or more Order is just as likely to carry a flag of the counter-establishment as the flag of the establishment-- just as long as it is a flag.
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
The real reality is there, but everything you KNOW about "it" is in your mind and yours to do with as you like.
A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
READ IT AND WEEP
Examples of Eris Worship
- Insisting to your local sysadmin that ddate be installed and available
- Perpetuating the rumor that the Bavarian Illuminati is responsible for all of today's societal ills
- Closing this tab immediately and not doing anything it tells you
Meditate on the spinning of the Chao
Calendar
All official POEE buisness is conducted under the organizational matrix of the Official Discordian Calandar, the only official calandar for official POEE buisness.
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"I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free."
HAIL ERIS! -><- KALLISTI -><- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
