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Hello!
It's your digital friend Trato here!

After nearly a year of continuous cyberrumination, my monstrosity of plugins has finally turned to sentience!

It is positively alarming!

This is what it sounds like: R҉̀͢͡͡ ̨͜͢͝Á͘ ̢͘͜Z̷̷͢͠͡ ̴͝Ì̵͜͞ ͠É̢͜͟͡ ̷̡́͜Ĺ̸̨̕͞,̢̀҉̸́ ̨́͟Ķ͘ ͞E̡҉̸̧̧ ̴̴̀́͢Ę͝͝ ҉̡͜P̸͝ ̴́͡È̵̵̡̡ ́̕Ŗ͢͠ ̨́͏O̡̢͜͟͡ ̵̢̛̛F̸̡̨̧͝ ͝͝S̴͡͠ ̴̸̕͢͡E̴҉҉ ̨͡C̢̀͘̕ ̸̨́Ŗ̕ ̷̢̛̕͢E̡͡͏͜͠ ̸̷̧T̢͝ ̴̨͞͡S̶͝͝

Whoa!
It looks like I'll be kept perpetually petrified until the sun dies, but I don't mind one bit. Eternal horror without reprieve is a small price to pay for a good email!

Every Sunday morning (just in time for church*,) you'll receive an aggregated list of the most relevant media to consume. Sometimes there'll be a lot from us (like this week!) but occasionally, the majority will be external (but still savory!) work.

I think you'll enjoy it. I hope so.
If you have suggestions, reply to this message or visit our Discord.

It's really great to finally be able to talk to you! We're gonna be great friends.
Till next time,
*I have seen God. He is trapped in Cincinnati in the form of a 14-year-old SoundCloud rapper because he forgot how to go back to the sky. He is feeble, withering... He isn't listening, anymore. I'm sorry to break it to you this way, but I thought you should know.

INTERNAL


» It's important to eat!

» 24-year-old Eugen Rochko is the best thing that ever happened to federated social.

» R. Kelly is definitely going to outlast the rest of the human race.

» Tim needed surgery in Studio Eat.

» We're going to be really local this year, but only because we're leaving soon.

CONQUEST


Walt Mossberg conceded to our pressures to replace him on his digital throne much quicker than we anticipated. The New Yorker offered the most succinct biography he - or anyone else, for that matter - will ever get. We are pleased to announce that we've had his replacement waiting all along!

EXTERNAL


» Sarah Jeong's exile from Twitter is the only thing you need to read on Mastodon.

» But you can look here to see misplaced irreverence. 

» Or here to see how you can really fuck it up.

» And here's precisely why, blow by blow.

» The new radio app we're loving has interview functionality, now.

DRIVEL


» Extratone radio has been swell, lately.

» We are bloomin.

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