Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *hanging out at a psychopomp cafe*

Me: *enters cafe*

*nymphs and dryads eye me nervously

Me: *reaches into coat pocket, a low squeaky sound is made*

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *ears perk up*

A dryad: *glares at me*

Me: *pulls out squeaky toy*

*cafe yells*

Me: *throws squeaky toy*

Set, Anubis, Ammet, and Cerberus: *run after the toy, they knock over a satyr with a latte*

Me: *makes a break for the Underworld*