tilde.town/~greely

About Me

Hi! I'm a spooky old webdev from Tempe, AZ.
I've been stung by scorpions three times, once in the arse.
I'm a Monster Ranger and member of the Blue Ribbon Army.

Latest Feels

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Pets

I'm more of a dog guy than anything, although I have couple fish tanks to update too.

Webring

Tilde.Town has a webring. You don't see these on the internet anymore, at least, not in this form. I've built a jQuery plugin for the ring, mostly as an exercise in plugin writing, but also because the current code for the webring includes a lot of console writes.

<div id="tilde_town_ring"></div>

<script src="/~greely/js/tildering.jquery.js"></script>
<script>
if ($('#tilde_town_ring').length) {
    $('#tilde_town_ring').tildeRing({
        randomUser:true,
        randomBox:false,
        nextUser:true,
        joinLink:true,
        styleRing:false
    });
}
</script>

Cadastre

Cadastre is a place in town where you can claim your own plot of ASCII land. It's not big, so use your realestate wisely.
I stole an idea from ~ne1 & ~demophoon, and inserted some CSS via JS on part of my plot.

Check it out!

Tilde Train

I just found out about the Tilde-Train this past month. Choo Choo bitches! Seriously though, just log in and run tilde-train.py to see that glorious bastard go. I'm not sure how to show the train in my web browser, so I'll just post my particular rail car here:

o o         _______
 \_\_      / _____ \
 /   \    / /  __ \ \
 |_/ |___| |  /  | | |
  \        \  \___/  | greely
   \    \___\_______/_________
    \_________________________\
|================================|
 \--/  \/  \----------/  \/  \--/
    \__/\__/          \__/\__/

Swag

Buy some Tilde.Town swag, help support the town!
https://www.zazzle.com/tildetownswaggery

Mastadon

Mastadon is a whole other animal. From what I can tell it's a social network that anyone can serve up. It's like Twitter, but umm, different.
https://tiny.tilde.website/

If you want to sign up there's an invite link in BBJ.
You can find my profile here!

Grafitti

Man I love the grafitti page. Anyone on town can edit it. It's internet creativity and garbage at it's finest.
https://tilde.town/graffiti.html

ToDo: Find the link for instructions on updating the page.

IRC

You'll find most users logged into IRC. There's some neat technology on the server for using IRC from the net. Not sure what it is though.

ToDo: Need a lot more details, and information on using chat.

Botany

Yup, we've got virtual plants. Make sure to water yours frequently
https://tilde.town/~troido/hortus.txt

Music

I'm a synthwave (outrun) fan. I'll get you a good list of music or videos here.

tilde.town webring

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