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Yello There! Welcome to my
IdIoTiC
Web Page!
WATCH OUT FOR FLYING PIGS¡
Yo
u are
person #
to visit this web page!
I took out the scroller cause I think it made IE crash =)
I didn't know, I don't know, I won't know.
What is X multiplied by X? X squared.
Hey you. Yea, you. Right there. You, the computer freak who just vegetates in front of this eye-ball burning screen, reading this tiny print. You know 9 out of 10 tests show that reading this is a complete waste of time. Yea, of course. You're being extremely rude to your computer. You've enslaved your computer! So go away. Now. I said now. BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH. That's it. I'm gone.............. Oh fine, I'll stop. (Growl)
Thi
s page is un
der cons
tant construction.
Learn the
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lectroluminescence
Pronounced e-LEC-tro-loom-in-ES-ense
It makes electricity go BOOM!!
I Last dirtied on this thing on
8/21/97
!
H
ave you had your daily recommended value of
SPAM
today?
This web page has been known to make people dizzy, lose coordination/balance, want to get up and spin around in circles, etc. And I hope you know you are being charged $234,524,263.45 (Plus 100% sales tax, and $15.99 shipping and handling) for every millisecond you look at this web page.
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