Four-legged door-table
Wooden. Big (ish). Brown.
Two floors, very functional, prim
Holding an array of items one could only describe as
Multitudinous!
Keys, circular bangles, Tempo-brand tissues, Omega 3 Fish Oil, you name it!
Chargers, hair straighteners;
One thousand milligrams of certain bits
A practically infinite collection of affairs!
Thing after thing!
Item after item!
Glasses tubes creams sprays bags sea shells
Sea shells!
Yin Qiao Jie Du Wan, too
And a letter opener, very elegant, and socks, and unopened letters, an eyelash something-er, and a green felty type thing for something I don't know, and keys and receipts and those little contact lens holder thingies, and...
Ya know, stuff
What greater joy
Than enumeration!
[Alternative title: Accumulation Pseudo-Soothes Existential Malaise (somewhat)]