Have you heard about Habitica ?
Have you heard, fellow citizens ?
They can't sell your data
So they'll just destroy them !

Everybody picnic ! Here they are
Going to mute all dissenters
Silence follows them, from long and far !
For they are the real Dishearteners !

From imaginary laws, but real incompetence
Suffice to say look at the "Find a Party".
They barely even give us a chance
To move our guilds, our familly.

Not just a case of Hanlon's razor
If it was they would hear our pleas;
Even blind to the unsubscribers
Who'd prefer not go to rival companies.

Do you know who stacks the deck
Did you know they went corporate ?
So if it's now a trainwreck
I think we can all guess the culprit.