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ode to an incoming heart attack

15 April 2020

you scroll down to the bottom of the bill to find mcwings
i'm not shamed. "that's the only thing you order? mcwings?"

"not mcspicy, never nuggets, not the weird ass twisty fries!"
babe sit down. pull a chair. lemme tell you bout mcwings.

"it's all you ever eat - their dark meat - their crackling skin!"
like oktoberfest pork knuckles! baik la, mcwings!

it's an eastern specialty you know, only in SG
exotic like tiger Joe - and just as spicy, those mcwings.

"you like spicy? got mcspicy!" please, don't make me laugh.
who would pick hunks of cancer-thigh over deli-lean mcwings?

"sean we're breaking up" pls, leave me in my bliss
two dollars for two pieces of golden fried mcwings.