How to sleep

A simple, yet effective proposed method

Caution:
Be sure to first read the how to wake up tutorial!

1. Make sure that your body is sending you the right signals. If you sense adenosine, and increased melatonin production you are good to go to step 2 of this tutorial. Otherwise, you may not be able to sleep because you are not awake yet
2. Make sure that the sun is no longer hiding the moon. Check the sun position by using a environment supervisory tool such as a ✓ window. If the environment supervisory tool is not working properly, or you are experiencing unexpected behaviour of the tool, such as (but not limited to) looking through straight into the void, you may not be in this dimension, or you are not awake yet.
   Report abnormal behaviour by dialing +⌋ᘕ3ત૨ɻc61.
3. Find a safe place for your meat exosuit bone re-inforced flesh coated armor®. If not taken proper care, malicious intent of other creatures (usually from this dimension) may do enough damage to interfere with your ability to wake up
4. Once every other requirement has been fulfilled, and all your ✓ biological indicators seem to be on their expected levels, you may now close your eyes (if any)
5. Now its time to use your ✓ human abilities (like Free Will®), and start being ƒn(Creative).
   
   Caution:Accesing creative function may interfer with your ability to hide the errors made at the runtime level of the system.Legally Speaking(Just so you know, nothing legally bonding, and in conforming with non malicious intent policy of the enterprise), I must responsibly inform you that attempting to dream by using this guide is by no means an expected outcome of this tutorial. In fact, we (from now on,the enterprise) are not responsible for any hallucinations caused by the misinterpretation of physical signals at the sleep-time level. Also, just because we are speaking about this, I think it is a good moment to also say that you temporarily give up your rights to use your free will until you either (a) fall asleep. (b) finish reading this tutorial. (c) ragequit this tutorial. (d) Unexpected malfunction of the meat exosuit bone re-inforced flesh coated armor seems to stop working at runtime level by a sudden hardware failure.
   if such event would occur, ask a ✓ Certified Human Body Technician for spare parts. Be sure to provide the correct ✓ model number, ✓ piece code, and ✓year of manufacture. If no ✓ Certified Human Body Technician could be found, you may also just wait until either matter ceases to exist, or your c reator comes and gets you out of this dimmension for an alternative to your current meat exosuit bone re-inforced flesh coated armor.
6. By using your ƒn(Creative) capabilities, start by thinking about all the good things you have done.
   If you find yourself unable to perform such task, then proceed with this tutorial by thinking about all the good things that others have made to you.
   In the extremely exceptionally uncommon case that you find yourself unable to perform these tasks at all, you may instead think about what good you can do tomorrow to others.
   This step is important because what? what are you reading dude? what else could be more important than developing your Agape love? Love is not about what others can give you, but about what you can give.
7. Finally, deeply think about such memories.
   
   Feel every detail.
   Feel the warmth of 403:Forbidden.
   Such memories should ƒn(evoke) emotions on your ✓Amygdala. They should feel like 403:Forbidden.
   Just feel it.