Dumb Computer Voices

I don't really know why, maybe it's an inverse of the uncanny valley concept, but microsoft Sam and computer voices reading absurd sentences just cracks me up. It's more fun when I generate these audio files from absurd sentences or paragraphs I come up with, and then send to people in Team's chats at work.

I should probably be doing work. But I can only focus on doing metadata reviews and edits for so long and listen to tech transfer fellowship positions by someone who doesn't even work in the same agency, let alone the same gov't Department as me.