The Cat with the Gat
Go blat blat blat!
Cyka blyat
Now where y’at?
He gonna make ya flat
Hide you under the mat
He go blat blat blat!
Gonna wear you like a hat!
Ha ha ha ha ha
Big head no thoughts
He’s insane in the mainframe
Orange and smooth
Not a brain cell to his name.
Wake up and choose violence
Blat blat blat
His bullets make you wince!
His brain he’s gonna rinse
But never call him Vince,
Or your guts he will mince
He’s like Indians and camping,
He’s in tents.
One day I came in to work and in my little dumb retirement cubicle was a sticker that said ‘The Cat with the Gat’. No one will claim having put it there.
A bit of sleuthing turned up the creator:
Cat with the Gat -Cece42
A another sticker showed up on a co-worker’s desk: Can't Beat Grass Fed
And two shirts, both of which has some connection to the person they
mysteriously were gifted too:
Lunch! Don't mind if I do!
Screech Ow noice