Idiot Song Neil Innes G Fadd9 C/E Cm/D# D4 D G Bm/F# Em Em7/D How sweet to be an idiot C Em/B D#dim As harmless as a cloud Em B Too small to hide the sun Am D4 D Almost poking fun G Bm/F# Em At the warm but insecure Em7/D Am D4 D Untidy crowd G Bm/F# Em Em7/D How sweet to be an idiot C Em/B D#dim And dip my brain in joy Em B Children laughing at my back Am D4 D With no fear of attack G Bm/F# Em As much retaliation Em7/D Am D4 D As a toy G Bm/F# Em D How sweet to be an idiot G Fadd9 C/E Cm/D# D4 D How sweet D I tiptoe down the street Smile at everyone I meet G G6 G7 G6 G7 G6 G G6 G7 G6 G7 G6 A But suddenly a scream B Smashes through my dream E Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an asylum Am Am/G D9/F# Fmaj7 E Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an asylum Am Am/G Hey you! You're such a pedant D9/F# Fmaj7 You got as much brain as a dead ant E As much imagination as a caravan site! D D7 But I still love you. Still love you G Bm/F# Em D How sweet to be an idiot G Fadd9 C/E Cm/D# D4 D G4 G How sweet