"My dog's got no nose!"
"How does he smell?"
"Terribly!"

"My dog's got no ears!"
"How does he hear?"
"Atrociously!"

"My dog's got no eyes!"
"How does he see?"
"Dismally!"

"My dog's got no lungs!"
"How does he remove carbon dioxide from the blood and provide it with oxygen?"
"Painfully!"

"My dog's got no kidneys!"
"How does he maintain proper water and electrolyte balance, regulate acid-base concentration, and filter the blood of metabolic wastes, which are then excreted as urine?"
"Unpleasantly!"

"My dog's got no stomach!"
"How does he tolerate (something), emotionally, physically, or mentally?"
"Imprecisely!"

"My dog's got no tail!"
"How does he follow and keep under surveillance?"
"Carelessly!"

"My dog's got no foot!"
"How does he go by foot over, on, or through; tread?"
"Unacceptably!"

"My dog's got no leg!"
"How does he put a series of three or more options strikes into the stock market?"
"Contemptibly!"

"My dog's got no paw!"
"How does he handle someone or something clumsily, rudely, or with too much familiarity?"
"Indecently!"

"My dog's got no fur!"
"How does he cover, line, or trim with fur?"
"Hideously!"

"My dog's got no skin!"
"How does he bruise, cut, or injure the skin or surface of?"
"Disgustingly!"

"My dog's got no tooth!"
"How does he provide or furnish with teeth?"
"Discourteously!"

"My dog's got no tongue!"
"How does he separate or articulate (notes played on a brass or wind instrument) by shutting off the stream of air with the tongue?"
"Crudely!"

"My dog's got no soul!"
"How does he ((embody)) the spiritual nature of humans, regarded as immortal, separable from the body at death, and susceptible to happiness or misery in a future state?"
"Dubiously!"

"My dog's got no head!"
"How does he read data from and write data to the disk or tape?"
"He can't."