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>p> slowly on to a carpeted floor, with soft yellow lights twinkling about. Walking forward, you move a few steps til you come up upon a shimmering "golden" portal. Before ou can enter it hoever, there's a sign next to it, which reads:
"The portal you are trying to enter, is currently out of service. Please come back later."

You wonder why you'd need a portal to enter a town like like and also wondering why the creator picked his name for a place like this. Once creativity flows a bit, more will come to the maker's mind. In the mean time though, you notice "blue" portal, which has an arrow pointing down. Some people say, that it may transport the person in question to a A "Gopher" that lives "underground" , though you do not need a "special" browser in order to "enjoy " it. :)