Tickle me!

Hi, you've reached my homepage. I am tickletickle. Please make me laugh, otherwise I'll get you.

I like sailing and playing the piano, although I am not very good at either.

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I am also interested in gemini and in retro/fantasy computing. Ok, and making roguelikes. And writing obfuscated code.

Botany

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Burning code

                   main
                   ()        {
                    int n
            =        1280
             ,       i=n,  j=
                    23,v[i]    ;
                 unsigned s
          =     j;while(i>
      0    )v      [i--]=0      ;
          while(1) { for(i     =
     0    ;i<n;i++){s*= j;    int
      r=s%j;v[i]= i>>6==19?   63
    - r&63: v[i+64+r% 3-1]-r%8  ;
     v[i]=v[i ]<0?0 :v[i]; putchar (
      " .'`~*%@X"[v[i]/8]); if(i%64
    ==  63)putchar('\n');}usleep(
      n*j);printf("\x1b[20A");}}
          /* Burning code */

  

Bhaskara's lava lamp

                    char
                   s(char
                  a){int x
                 =a<0?-a:a;
                int z=x*(128
               -x);return a==
              -128? 0:a==-64?-
             127:a==64?127:(a<0
            ?-1:1)*512*z/(20480-
           z);}main(){int x,y;int
          o;while(1){for(y=0;y<20;
           y++){for(x=0;x<80;x++)
            {char v=s(o+x*8)+s(o
             +y*8)+s((o+x+y)*2)
              +s((o+x*x+y*y)/
            16);putchar (64+ v/
              16 ); }putchar(
              '\n');} usleep(
              20000);printf (
              "\x1b[20A");o++
         /* Bhaskara's lava lamp */
                    ;}}
  

Neural network

#include <stdio.h>
#define L o=scanf("%d:%f",&i,&t)
#define E float
#define A return
#define R int
#define N for

R o,s;E n,b,l(),a,t,T[1958];
E l(i){E t,*v;L;v=T+i;o==2?a
+=*v*t,b=l(),*v+=t*b:(b=a*s>
0?0:-s),s=i;A b;}main(m,i){if
(m>1){L;N(;o==1;){N(a=*T;2==
(L);m?T[i]=t:(a+=i[T]*t));m?
m=0:printf("%d\n",a>0?1:-1,a
);}}else{L;s=i;N(;o==1;a=*T,
*T+=l());putchar(1*9+5*8);N(
i=0723<<1;i^0;T[--i]?printf(
" %d:%f",i,i[T]):0);putchar(9
);}}

  

The Matrix

#define T "\x1b["
#define H 1999
#define e printf

int M,a,t,r,i,x                        [H+1]
 ;main(){                             for (a
    =0;a<=                           H;a++)x
   [a]= a <                         80?rand(
    )% 48:0;                       while(1){
    for(M=0;M                     <=H;M ++){
    if(M<80){a                   =x[M]=(M[x]
    +1)%48;a<24                 ?x[(a+1)*80+
    M]=( rand()&               63)*16|15:0;}
    else  {a=M[x]             &15;t=  a>7?(a
    -8)*   32:0;r=           a<8?(a   <<5) +
    31 :    255;e(T         "38;2"    ";%d;"
    "%d"     ";%dm%c"      ,t,r,      t,32+M
    [x]/      16);M %     80 ==       79?e(T
    "0m"       "\n"  T   "48;"        "2;0;"
    "32"        ";0m" ):7;a=a         ?a-1:a
    ;M[x         ]=(x[M]&240          )|a;}}
    e( T           "24A");          usleep (
    32 *
  H); }}

Globe

#define p printf
#define w while

                                  char *e="N(d"
                               "-*-b)(,,/8(--,*-("
                             "*9(**+2K*,(1+)8*)C()51"
                           "(,1((G*(854*(*))(:=26(*((("
                          "(<*(>.74(7D)*(58)1I)63(),(+*"
                         ")(J+25-(0(I-5.4(()K11-6),)F/2."
                        "((7*((G-4+)(6/F+6*:0D+S),(?)[(@("
                        "x(u(@*,58-(02O1;(X*", t[1920];int
                       u=0,v=0,s,r;float x,y,a;int main(){w
                       (*e){ s=*e-39; w(s){ t[v++]="~#"[u&1
                       ]; s--; } u++; e++; } s= -50; w(1) {
                       for(y=1;y>-0.91;y-=8e-2){ for(x=-2;x
                       <2;x+=5e-2){ a=x*x+y*y+64; r=32; if(
                       a<64.8){ a=(144-sqrt(20736-a*320))/(
                        2*a); u=(-(atan2(-a*8+9,a*x))/6.28
                        )*80+s; v=(asin(a*y)+1.57)*7.63; r
                         =t[u%80+(24-v)*80]; } p("%c",r);
                          } p("\n"); } s++; p("\x1b[24A"
                            ); usleep(32000-1 *3+ 6);}}
                              /* around the world */
                                /* tickletickle */