acme is the smarties expert
jeannot is the wizard
h0p3 is the pyrlit bookworm
markp is the barista
jdr is the bodyguard with benefits
amyamie is the wizard
miko is the freelance sperm donor
estrattonbailey is the aeronautic ether diver
bensarmiento is the subzero marine adventurer
tout is the pork rind expert