qubidt is the bodyguard with benefits
jonathon is the lolcode archmage
cryptidbean is the steampunk shaman
dogma is the class pet
foxykissus is the hardcore player
zard_biomatrix is the reliquary reconstructor
hashnv is the robber baron
cymatist is the idiot holding the flashlight
skulk is the chief of unicorn division
polaris is the snake milker