arbo is the groom of the king's close stool
busb is the lolcode archmage
mwr is the bosser arounder
cristea is the hardcore player
mikewilsonstl is the bear biologist
loki is the herpetologist
pirosb3 is the namer of clouds
lucidiot is the idiot holding the flashlight
daveskull81 is the bride kidnapping expert
tycma2r is the flamethrowing polka dancer