artemvang is the professional boner
elizar is the high-glucose jelly architect
citrusui is the "fun club" president
littlebigly is the nuclear synergy engineer
saheedcp is the cowpuncher
isthereintruthnobeauty is the professional lazer tager
jdp is the scullery maid
arbo is the chocolate beer specialist
fabean is the knob polisher
rice is the phlebotomist