~mozz@TTBP



20 june 2019

Chicken is by far the hardest meat to grill. Compare it to steak:

  1. Undercooked Steak: Flavorful and delicious
  2. Undercooked Chicked: Slimy E. coli

  3. Medium Steak: Melts in your mouth

  4. Medium Chicken: Tastes like chicken

  5. Overcooked Steak: Smother it is steak sauce, still great

  6. Overcooked Chicken: Like eating a mouthful of sand

The only redeeming quality of chicken is that it's damn good in the fryer.

Signed,

The Midwestern USA