14 july 2018
on the occasion of some runaway code
There once was a server which lag
in excessive amounts dig plague
all due to a bot
eating cycles a lot
though the admin the users did tag
How bad was the CPU load
on the poor Tilde.town node?
All slipped into sadness
talked of taxes and madness
all because of that ill-behaved code
One particular user, we learn'd
wrote the script which the CPU churn'd
a debate whether 'nice'
would to solve this, suffice
raged as vilmibm's money quietly burn'd
So quick, to the Patreon, crew!
and give forth a dollar, or two
to defray the boss's
still-mounting losses
as next time the cause could be you!