16 july 2018
fun with felonious felines and fonetik fallacies
It seems content is king, they all say
in a somewhat predictable way
but the thing that I've seen
(I don't want to sound mean)
is they'll look at cat pictures all day.
There is nothing at all wrong with that
memes are, or so they say, where it's at
but I do some times find
in my mind thoughts unkind
for people who ar'n't literat.
Carefully-chosen words have pizazz
think of gleaming and murmur and spaz
and that's why I get painz
all up in my brainz
at people who find humor in 'haz'
I object to this why? For a start
cats I assure you are rather smart
you might think me a dunce
but consider just once
how readily they can steal one's heart.
Maybe good content is hard to find
in one's limited time to unwind
one's trash is treasure
to who find pleasure
within content of the written kind
So go forth and blog once in a while
with panache, grace, humor, and style
while you still can
for you will not, when
you're stranded on a desert isle.
I know that seems an unlikely fate
to spring on you at such a late date
juxtaposition
an imposition
and a gimmick that some people hate
so I'll tell you a secret here, friend
in the hopes that it will not offend
it, sometimes, is hard
a little awkward
to just up and conclude with
'the end'.