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A résumé for a new era!

[ Status: Under construction!!! This is only a rough draft. ]

Higher Education: cause I was high af most of the time!
Lesson 1: Moral Relativism

Discovered that the only people in college who had any intention of doing the right thing were those who had not yet discovered just how interconnected everything is. People who were convinced that being complicit in some evil agenda was OK as long as your role was small enough. Which of course is the mentality that leads to endlessly sub-dividing the workforce until no ONE person is truly at fault for anything. Meanwhile, those who did realize how interconnected everything was seemed to have developed a whole spectrum of ideologies justifying for the extent to which they are complicit in things that are detrimental to humanity. Anyone who isn't in either of those headfucks simply wasn't going to be in college.

Lesson 2: Discovered that money is based on debt.

Lesson 1: Moral Relativism

Discovered that the only people in college who had any intention of doing the right thing were those who had not yet discovered just how interconnected everything is. People who were convinced that being complicit in some evil agenda was OK as long as your role was small enough. Which of course is the mentality that leads to endlessly sub-dividing the workforce until no ONE person is truly at fault for anything. Meanwhile, those who did realize how interconnected everything was seemed to have developed a whole spectrum of ideologies justifying for the extent to which they are complicit in things that are detrimental to humanity. Anyone who isn't in either of those headfucks simply wasn't going to be in college.

Lesson 1: Moral Relativism

Discovered that the only people in college who had any intention of doing the right thing were those who had not yet discovered just how interconnected everything is. People who were convinced that being complicit in some evil agenda was OK as long as your role was small enough. Which of course is the mentality that leads to endlessly sub-dividing the workforce until no ONE person is truly at fault for anything. Meanwhile, those who did realize how interconnected everything was seemed to have developed a whole spectrum of ideologies justifying for the extent to which they are complicit in things that are detrimental to humanity. Anyone who isn't in either of those headfucks simply wasn't going to be in college.

Lesson 1: Moral Relativism

Discovered that the only people in college who had any intention of doing the right thing were those who had not yet discovered just how interconnected everything is. People who were convinced that being complicit in some evil agenda was OK as long as your role was small enough. Which of course is the mentality that leads to endlessly sub-dividing the workforce until no ONE person is truly at fault for anything. Meanwhile, those who did realize how interconnected everything was seemed to have developed a whole spectrum of ideologies justifying for the extent to which they are complicit in things that are detrimental to humanity. Anyone who isn't in either of those headfucks simply wasn't going to be in college.

Lesson 1: Moral Relativism

Discovered that the only people in college who had any intention of doing the right thing were those who had not yet discovered just how interconnected everything is. People who were convinced that being complicit in some evil agenda was OK as long as your role was small enough. Which of course is the mentality that leads to endlessly sub-dividing the workforce until no ONE person is truly at fault for anything. Meanwhile, those who did realize how interconnected everything was seemed to have developed a whole spectrum of ideologies justifying for the extent to which they are complicit in things that are detrimental to humanity. Anyone who isn't in either of those headfucks simply wasn't going to be in college.

Lesson 1: Moral Relativism

Discovered that the only people in college who had any intention of doing the right thing were those who had not yet discovered just how interconnected everything is. People who were convinced that being complicit in some evil agenda was OK as long as your role was small enough. Which of course is the mentality that leads to endlessly sub-dividing the workforce until no ONE person is truly at fault for anything. Meanwhile, those who did realize how interconnected everything was seemed to have developed a whole spectrum of ideologies justifying for the extent to which they are complicit in things that are detrimental to humanity. Anyone who isn't in either of those headfucks simply wasn't going to be in college.

Stuff I done.



  • Started a Really Really Free Market.

  • Helped start up a chapter of Food Not Bombs.

  • Didn't use money for 5 years.

  • Went to Occupy on September 17th.

  • Remained at Occupy til the day the main camp was brutally shut down.

  • Occupied a variety of abandoned buildings.