epic things about me

One time I got chased by a cow and cornered into a field. I pissed the cow off and ran and kept running and got cornered into their fenced area behind some huge bale of hay. I kept doing the standoff-rotate around the tree thing until a friend came and pulled the wire of the fence down so I could escape.


On my birthday last year me and some friends were outdoors and it was at night and we all went to the diner and found this ladder. There was a loose ladder leading up to the roof and we all held it for each other as we climbed up to get on the roof. I got up there and was very high around a lot of very drunk people. We got on our tummies at the top of the roof and looked over the edge at the bridge. Then we ran to the other roof nearby; it was really round, and steep, and had glass at the top. I had to spiderman my way up on my back to get up there. Once we were standing and leaning on the glass we were all hanging out. It was a lot of fun, honestly.


There was also this awesome climbing time back in high school right before covid. At my high school there was a building that had bricks jutting out of it maybe an inch each in a staggered pattern, and there was this overhang/balcony thing right there. On the day of the Sweetheart's dance I decided to follow my dreams and my senior bucket list and climb up those bricks. I started climbing and seriously had to tap into willpower to get up there, but I climbed up there and it was amazing. I was soooooo proud of myself and surprised I could actually do it. I got some of my other friends to climb up there with me too!!!! We took pictures and knocked on the windows of the building inside and talked to some people. We got shooed off of it and I ended up getting an "infraction" about it cause of an instagram post (mea culpa) but wowowowwow it was so worth the picture and the memory. So so happy I did that. It was awesome!!!!


Another bucket list sorta thing I did was far back in high school. There was this big hill on this field and every day when we would all go to it to practice for marching band, we would walk up and down it. In my last semester I pitched to some friends that we all roll down the hill. A handful of us dropped our stuff and rolled down the hill together and I still remember how it felt and how fun it was. Perfect hill to roll down. Rolling down a hill with friends was so awesome and it felt great.


I used to have a pink DS lite, and then I came into getting a white one from some yard sale. But it was a little bit messed up. I wanted to fix it or do something about it, so I chose the normal 13 year old girl route and ripped the thing in half, looked at all its cables and connectors and stuff, and then gutted the top screen and made it into a necklace. I wrote in a little decal that said "nintendo 1/2 ds" and I wore it to school. Bling!!!!!!!!!!


Also when I was in middle school I would crochet my own hats and carry around both Wasabi and Sriracha in my purse. I didn't put it on a lot of food but I sure brought it everywhere. It was from this video that was crowd made from Markiplier fans, and the project was going to be for Mark's 10 million subscriber mark. It was gonna be a huge video where people do a hot sauce challenge and I wanted to participate so bad, I was prepared with my sauces!!! But the guy coordinating it had stuff came up so the project never went through. Kept my sauces though!!!


I used to really love anagrams and palindromes and ambigrams (is that the word?) I would design ambigrams of my friends' names and give them to them :)

When I was in middle school I got a tri-fold poster board and used some oil pastels and created a shrine to Bill Cipher. A shrine. A full shrine. I drew him, I used the cipher-alphabet, I drew the zodiac circle, colored it... It was a shrine. 100% I would have made a deal with him given the chance. I had gotten journal 3 when I was younger and went crazy about it, tried to figure out all the mysteries, wrote all in it... It was a great time. That shrine was hanging over my bed literally all the time when it was there. It was awesome.

As a kid there was this big wooden barn behind the neighbor's house. At some point my cousins were living in that house and we wanted to turn it into a clubhouse together. We would all work on it, nailing boards over stuff, yknow. It was really falling apart, there was a bunch of random stuff in it. There was one really good clubhouse room though. It was dirt floor, we would bury trash in the dirt, and we were all talking about painting the room one day. We went to a different place in the barn and there was this big plank that was kinda showing light through and we thought that there would be another room behind it. So I

RIPPED A WOODEN BOARD OFF A WALL WITH MY BARE HANDS

and found a new room with some sort of ramp situation that could be used as another exit to the barn. I threw the wood down behind me and it hit one of the three (3) random loose toilets that were in this barn and it shattered it.